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Why I don’t like Feminist/Sensitive Men

April 15, 2007

So, since I blathered on regarding why Feminists aren’t my cup of tea, in the interest of equality, I will offer Feminist/Sensitive men the same courtesy.

Enough with the “feelings”. If I want to discuss feelings, I’ll call my sister.

The fact that you care more about my uterus and its “rights” than I do is kinda gross.

You don’t open doors for me out of fear of offending my independent sensibilities; I’m offended that you think I want to heave open my own door. Some of them are heavy and since I’m partial to heels, I’m always slightly off-balance.

When watching a sad movie, I need to be able to cry on your shoulder and not the other way around. Men should only cry in public when drunk and melancholy. Or while watching Remember Me by Lizzie Palmer. If that doesn’t make you at least teary-eyed, you must be a heartless bastard.

Reciting poetry is not good foreplay. It isn’t even bad foreplay.

Your political stances don’t wash. You rant and rave at injustices for women in America, yet you want to have conversations and dialogue with people who actually DO subjugate women, treat them like chattel and stone them to death for things like, oh, walking on the street alone.

There is no need to constantly validate my feelings. I already know they are valid. As should you, so please stop asking me to validate yours.

I don’t feel all empowered when you expect me to pump my own gas. Be a man and pump it for me. Show some respect… could mess up my manicure. Plus, it’s stinky.

Be an alpha male once in a while and make a decision. I’m not George W. Bush and, thus, feel no compelling urge to be the “decider” all the time.

Those icky little socialist beards.

Cheney is sexy. Alan Alda is not.

7 Comments leave one →
  1. Anonymous permalink
    April 16, 2007 9:44 am

    Cheney is not sexy! thats weird. Your right though, as ever.


  2. Lori_Z permalink
    April 16, 2007 4:40 pm

    Cheney is sexy; that sneer is hot.

    I am a touch odd, though. You are right there.


  3. Anonymous permalink
    April 16, 2007 7:30 pm

    Great post. Cheney was a handsome guy back in the day. He still has that whole alpha male thing about him. I would take him over a raving liberal anyday. Personally, whenever I see Donald Rumsfeld I want to sit on his lap like he is my grandpa (that may be even stranger).

  4. Lori_Z permalink
    April 16, 2007 11:30 pm

    Agree, Christi. The alpha male thing is sexy.

    I’ve had the urge to sit in Rumsfeld’s lap too, but not as a grandpa. He’s the alpha sexy deal as well.

    Can you tell I like older men? And that they must be manly? Or slightly dorky….I wouldn’t kick levy out of bed either.

  5. Anonymous permalink
    April 17, 2007 11:34 am

    ladies thats wrong. very wrong. where are your standards. I just sicked in my mouth. Rumsfeld and Cheney, laps.. NO!


  6. Lori_Z permalink
    April 17, 2007 5:33 pm

    Now, now, no need to be so jealous 😉

  7. Andy permalink
    November 17, 2008 5:10 am

    Wow. O that I could find a woman such as you Lori. I don’t have any idea who you are, but you say the same things that I’ve said for a long time! I’m so tired of liberal/fake feminist(fake because it should really be called masculinism based on how they act) women. A guy can dream I guess. 🙂

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