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Maureen Dowd Takes Long Walk Off Short Pier .. of her Sanity

September 13, 2009

Her latest Op-Ed. I do believe she didn’t plagiarize this time and all the thoughts (term used loosely) are actually her own, pathetically.

Surrounded by middle-aged white guys — a sepia snapshot of the days when such pols ran Washington like their own men’s club — Joe Wilson yelled “You lie!” at a president who didn’t.

But, fair or not, what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: You lie, boy!

Why? Oh, because Wilson is  a dude from South Carolina. And apparently South Carolina, where I live by the way, is teeming with Racists. Actually, Maureen Dowd would have you believe we are *all* racists here.

Wilson clearly did not like being lectured and even rebuked by the brainy black president presiding over the majestic chamber.

Brainy? I have yet to see any evidence of that. I don’t really find the chamber all that “majestic” either. You see, I don’t deify the Government, nor do I believe it’s members are made up of Royalty.

She goes on to say that somehow Senator DeMint’s wishing to upend Presiden’t Obama’s health care plan and Governor Sanford’s attempt to refuse part of the stimulus money, parts that would end up costing our State greatly which we can ill afford, are due to the fact they must be good ol’ Southern boys who can’t take having a black man as President.

Oh, but her evidence *is* strong, isn’t it?

“A good many people in South Carolina really reject the notion that we’re part of the union,” said Don Fowler, the former Democratic Party chief who teaches politics at the University of South Carolina. He observed that when slavery was destroyed by outside forces and segregation was undone by civil rights leaders and Congress, it bred xenophobia.

“We have a lot of people who really think that the world’s against us,” Fowler said, “so when things don’t happen the way we like them to, we blame outsiders.” He said a state legislator not long ago tried to pass a bill to nullify any federal legislation with which South Carolinians didn’t agree. Shades of John C. Calhoun!

Oh, well, THAT’S different. The Democratic Party Chief says it’s so! We don’t LOVE our Country, no, no… we reject it!  Y’all are Outsiders! And we are a bunch of xenophobic racists, obvy. (though we of course don’t even know what the word xenophobic means, right Maureen?)  It’s funny, that – once again, the people constantly hurling the “Racist!” slur at others seem to be the people whom only see color. What is THAT called, hmmm, Maureen?

Well aren’t you just precious, honey. Bless your heart.

(I understand that you are oh-so-esoteric and brilliant, you may not understand simple Southern speak. So, let me be clear (heh)… that isn’t racist, Maureen. But it does mean that you are an imbecilic ass)

51 Comments leave one →
  1. Reiuxcat permalink
    September 13, 2009 6:33 pm

    “Well aren’t you just precious, honey. Bless your heart.”

    Snork… nice summation of Ms Dowd.

    Are you sure you’re from NJ snb? 😀

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 13, 2009 6:47 pm

      Heh heh. Yes, born and raised in NJ. Been in SC for 4 years… I learn right quick!

      • christy permalink
        September 14, 2009 12:49 pm

        THAT is why you rule…your from JERZ!!! holla 😉
        we grow em goooooood in jerz 🙂
        love your blog, keep up the good work jerzey 😉 x

  2. Jason permalink
    September 13, 2009 6:44 pm

    South Carolina, home to Christopher Gadsden and the Sons of Liberty. They made and flew the Gadsden Don’t Tread On ME flag. Huge Revolutionary war heroes along with Francis Marion, to name but a few. Maybe Dowd should get a history book to help her understand the history of SC, seems Joe Wilson was just doing what people from South Carolina are naturally good at.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 13, 2009 6:49 pm

      You tell her, Jason! Absolutely correct.

      South Carolinians don’t reject their Country. Quite the opposite … they absolutely LOVE their Country; they always stand up for it and for Freedom.

  3. September 13, 2009 6:47 pm

    I am a ‘racist’ too.
    She is a moonbat Bolshvik-Commie pig, and I am being nice. 🙂

  4. saw921 permalink
    September 13, 2009 7:11 pm

    I doubt the elegant Miss Dowd has more than a superficial knowledge of who John C. Calhoun was, so here are two particularly relevant quotes of his for her consideration that I hope will help her understanding:

    “To maintain the ascendancy of the Constitution over the lawmaking majority is the great and essential point on which the success of the [American] system must depend; unless that ascendancy can be preserved, the necessary consequence must be that the laws will supersede the Constitution; and, finally, the will of the Executive, by influence of its patronage, will supersede the laws …”

    “The Government of the absolute majority instead of the Government of the people is but the Government of the strongest interests; and when not efficiently checked, it is the most tyrannical and oppressive that can be devised.”

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 13, 2009 9:45 pm

      Excellent, thank you, saw! Libs tend to stick to their narratives without, you know, actually educating themselves about anything factual.

  5. September 13, 2009 7:32 pm

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. “I am a racist!” Great, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s get back to what we were discussing, Obama’s lies. Where were we?

    You’re going to be called a racist by leftists no matter what you say or do. You could devote your entire life to
    helping inner city causes, adopting black children etc. If you say you don’t support Obama’s policies YOU’RE A RACIST!
    Conversely, leftists can say and do anything, like talk to Mr. Alford like he is a 9 year old, can you hear me Barbara Boxer??, and they will never see themselves for what they are.
    So I say, I am a racist!!!
    Nullify it by embracing it. Render it moot. Okay, my snarky racist?
    Are you my racist?

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 13, 2009 9:46 pm

      Ha! True; it’s like that sign from the rally yesterday. Something like “It doesn’t matter what this sign says, you’ll still say it’s Racist”


  6. repeater75 permalink
    September 13, 2009 7:50 pm

    She’s clearly projecting onto Wilson what is going in on in her own guilty mind.

  7. 1redstar permalink
    September 13, 2009 8:59 pm

    Poor thing,at least you got out. I stuck in Morristown

  8. snarkandboobs permalink*
    September 13, 2009 9:47 pm

    Yup, repeater. Methinks she doth Project too much.

    1redstar … My sympathies… I escaped from Bergen County. Whew!

  9. 1MadJack permalink
    September 13, 2009 9:59 pm

    Well I too am a RACIST but an equal opportunity one. If you are white, black, yellow, red or purple and are a lazy no good SOB livin’ off the welfare dime I detest you. Now as far as that nitwit Maureen Dowd, she is a buffoon of the highest order. Actually I think her initials M.D. actually stand for Monumentally Dense. Happily her days are numbered as that liberal rag she works for is just about to self destruct.

  10. September 13, 2009 11:36 pm

    It’s a shame to see Ms. Dowd’s omniscience wasted on mere punditry. Shouldn’t this astonishing ability to read someone’s innermost thoughts be put to work somewhere really useful–like screening my daughters’ dates…

  11. snarkandboobs permalink*
    September 14, 2009 1:45 am

    Ha, madjack.. Monumentally Dense, that’s perfect!

    db, that never fails to baffle me about Liberals.. with their ability to read minds, shouldn’t they be doing something, you know, actually beneficial with their rare talent?

  12. 1MadJack permalink
    September 14, 2009 10:31 am

    Most Liberals spend much of their day trying to figure out how to take from those that have and give it to those lazy do nothings that have nothing because they are too dayum lazy to do anything to better themsleves. (Yes a run on sentence) That and those lazy do nothings feel they are owed a living because Liberals constantly preach that the less fortunate are owed by those that have worked their asses off all their lives. Why do Liberals always think they know what is best for everyone else? Matter of fact why does this whole dayum Government (Democrats & Republicans) think they know what is best for We The People??? Okay now I feel better. 🙂

  13. September 14, 2009 10:58 am

    I think we should all go pay her a visit at her blog and leave some friendly racist comments:

  14. Chrissy in Central New York permalink
    September 14, 2009 11:04 am

    Speaking of Monumentally Dense … check out the comment posted after Declan McCullagh’s analysis “Does Joe Wilson Have A Case On Health Care, Illegal Aliens?”


    Note the site … CBS News. Not Fox. Not any of the ew icky wingnutters. CBS.

    McCullagh goes into detail and provides supporting data to demonstrate that Rep. Joe Wilson may have been rude to yell “You lie!”, but he was also right.

    Obama defenders point only to H.R. 3200’s section 246 while ignoring gaping loopholes in other portions of the bill that will allow illegal immigrants to receive taxpayer-funded benefits.

    Comment posted by hillarynow – “What a creep Joe Wilson is, and dead wrong in his inflammatory accusations to boot. The health care bill has absolutely no provision at all whatsoever to cover illegals, so Obama is not lying. That means plain and simple, illegal immigrants are NOT eligible or covered or a part of this bill at all, period. White conservative good old boys with backwards ideas like this Johnson character are why America has fallen so far, why we can never make important progress while other countries prosper and improve. Obstructionists like Johnson, almost always Republicans, are destroying the future of America with every vote they cast to block progress, every mind they poison with their thinking, every voice they try to silence, every life they ruin and every vote they receive at the polls on election day. It’s time to clean house, -vote them all out- and take away their jobs like they did to the American people under that cement headed moron Bush and his greedy, reckless, destructive criminal administration.”

    Clearly someone who read every word of McCullagh’s carefully crafted argument and wants merely to engage in respectful dialogue.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 14, 2009 11:09 am

      cement headed moron Bush and his greedy, reckless, destructive criminal administration.”

      Ah, I see they are still relying on the usual oh-so-clever argument: Because Shut Up.

      And George Bush!

  15. September 15, 2009 1:32 pm

    The hypocrisy of liberals is bottomless. What Modo often forgets is NY’s own racist past. For the short history lesson we can jump to Ny’s own slavery issues, the riots during the draft for the civil war. We can skip then to riots during integration & busing. Harlem and the ghetto’s, creating Spike Lee. But somehow this always falls back on southerners and rednecks. If Dowd ever got out of Manhattan she might freak out at the amount of rednecks in NY state.

    Maureen honey, I know your still troubled at the fact that you are pushing fifty and you still haven’t landed a man despite of countless hours viewing “Sex in the City”, but dumping on so many men cannot help.

    And a tip for you the democrats were the losing side of the civil war, they blocked the civil rights bill and Camelot didn’t do a damn thing thing about the Klan and blacks in the south until a friend “white guy” of JFK got roughed up on a freedom ride. The legacy of failure for blacks is all on the democrats, from ghettos, to drugs, to illegitimate children. Democrats actually have succeeded in turning back time and recreated a plantation were slaves cast votes instead of picking cotton.

  16. Nate permalink
    September 15, 2009 6:38 pm

    You are dead on! I read her opt-ed piece just the other night. Few articles I have read in my life have made me so angry. I have lived in SC all 24 years of my life. In my opinion there are few states more patriotic. Heck, our state boasts four military bases! Two of those are major training bases!
    The idea that this (no offense to you decent northerners) YANKEE has in her little head that because I’m white, disagree with Obama, and am from the south makes me racist is about as stupid as anything I have EVER heard. Reminds me of something Hank Hill from King of the Hill said once” Just when I thought you said the stupidest thing I have ever heard, You go and open up your mouth again”.
    Anyhoo, I see your” bless her heart” and I raise you with a “God love her”. Thats a southern thing y’all.
    Keep up the fine work

  17. September 15, 2009 6:50 pm

    What’s the big deal? Sounds like Congressman Joe Wilson just teamed up with NYT columnist Maureen Dowd for a unique ventriloquist dummy act. No big deal.


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