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About me, In a Nutshell


According to Janeane Garofalo (not sure if that is how you spell it, but I refuse to dignify her with even a google search), I am suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, as I am both a chick and a Conservative (with strong Libertarian tendencies). Another Liberal “woman” (term used loosely), one Janet Napolitano, says that I am a dangerous radical rightwing extremist.  President Obama refers to people like me as “bitter and clinging to my guns and religion”

And, now, I’m part of an angry mob, Un-American, a mongerer of fear and evil and a political terrorist.

I, therefore, intend to become a huge ass thorn in their sides and in the sides of all people like them and all people who seek to further their agenda. For my own amusement, yes partially, but mostly because I love this Country and I’ll be damned if I’ll let people of their mindset destroy it.

Bloggity Things: I don’t moderate comments. I will delete comments, however, if I find them to be evil or *truly* offensive (for real racist or truly super scary threatening.) I do not suffer from faux outrage or thin skinned easily offended syndrome. I’ve only deleted 3 thus far and, believe me, it was warranted.

Email to contact for bloggity purposes:

To find my posts at


Also, CLICK HERE for articles at Right Wing News

And I can also be found at David Horowitz’s NewsReal if you CLICK HERE

UPDATE: I’m also now a front page contributor at Red State. You can find my Red State posts by clicking HERE

That is all.

Me and Gracie:


85 Comments leave one →
  1. tosstsalad permalink
    April 30, 2009 6:24 pm

    Give up your self-hating ways and run to the cliff like the rest of the liberal lemmings.

  2. Patrick permalink
    May 12, 2009 9:54 pm

    Janeane Garofalo is irrelevant. Janeane’s profession may have come along way from merely being a court jester, but her political views are as irrelevant to me as her fellow jesters was to the people of their time.

  3. pfatherpfaff permalink
    May 23, 2009 11:55 pm

    Okay. You got me at “a huge ass thorn in their sides.” I’m so there!

  4. May 25, 2009 1:23 pm

    Hi Snarkandboobs!

    It’s Rawls! I’m thinking you may need more tats to come in line with your girl Jeneane.

    Hell, I may disagree entirely with you, but, I certainly can come up with better names than the stain from twitter last night. Ok. Don’t tell anyone I stick up for conservatives when shit goes down. Please paint me as a commie from Kenya or some shit.

    Later… kiddo.

  5. June 25, 2009 4:41 pm

    Hey, Lori, would like you to reply this message by email if you would. I’m EPU at RedState. I have something to talk about.

  6. July 16, 2009 10:51 pm

    I dig your Blog. I’m going to add you to my Blogroll.
    Snark is much better than Nag, by the way.
    Once, my Grandfather walked into a Pub with my Nan. The Bartender asked “what’ll you have?”
    He replied,” a pint of Lager for me and bucket o’water and a bail a hay for the nag on the end.”
    The place erupted with laughs! True story.

  7. thompsonforcongress permalink
    August 6, 2009 5:38 pm

    “Asshattery” …. I love you and I don’t know you!! Glorious… absolutely Glorious!

    –TJ Thompson–

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 6, 2009 5:41 pm

      Thank you, Toots!

      Asshattery is running rampant these days; exhausting pointing it all out!

      • Anonymous permalink
        August 12, 2009 8:34 am

        Exhausting?? Just put a picture of the White House & Capitol Hill!! That pretty much covers the 500+ biggest Asshats in the nation, doesn’t it?? 😉

  8. thompsonforcongress permalink
    August 12, 2009 8:36 am

    apparently that last comment was “anonyous”! … but it was ME!


  9. August 12, 2009 3:48 pm

    The updated blog is looking nice!

    And the content totally rules, as well.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 12, 2009 3:54 pm

      Aww, thanks, cupcake! (and thanks for helping me out with the theme thingies)

  10. Candice permalink
    August 12, 2009 4:07 pm

    I love it! Its kinda like…professional-ish looking. 😉 Very clean and easier to read. Good job!

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 12, 2009 4:24 pm

      Thank you! Yeah, the other one was hard for me to read and I don’t even need reading glasses .. yet, sigh. So, I assumed it was rather annoying for other people too.

  11. Lori B. permalink
    August 12, 2009 10:49 pm

    I have been following you on Twitter, and you are one of the only ones whose comments I have forwarded to my cell phone, so I was already a fan, but I can’t believe it has taken me so long to check out your blog. It is fantastic!! I have really been missing out, but not any more. Keep up the good work!!

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 13, 2009 12:40 am

      Thanks so much, fellow Lori! Very much appreciated!

  12. August 28, 2009 1:34 pm

    The new graphics are cool. The charcoal pencil is indeed mightier than the katana!

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 28, 2009 8:35 pm

      Thankies! A very, very dear friend made it for me. I love it too 🙂

  13. BILL COWAN permalink
    August 28, 2009 6:25 pm

    Can’t tell you how refreshing it is for this old EX (VERY “EX”) DUMBGRUNT of Vietnam vintage to read your blogs …. You “restorath” my faith in the younger generation !!! “TANKS”, GAL !!!

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 28, 2009 8:38 pm

      No, Thank you, Bill! Firstly for your service to this Country; I’m forever grateful.

      And thank you for your very kind words (plus you called me young! Yay). Much appreciated.

  14. August 30, 2009 4:05 pm

    Great stuff. The website, too. I won’t forget that evening at the IHOP. (^;^)

  15. September 6, 2009 3:29 pm

    S&B, found your link from my friend BigFurHat at iowntheworld. very impressive. i am now a loyal fan and have your link in my daily read file. keep yer powder dry!

    the revolution starts this coming weekend. (will it be televised?) 😉

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 6, 2009 4:06 pm

      Thank you so much! And bigfurhat totally rocks. For realsies.

      heh… pretty sure the Revolution won’t be televised, at least not on the network news! Who needs them,though? MSM? We don’t need no stinkin’ MSM!

  16. Red Star permalink
    September 6, 2009 9:34 pm

    I to located you through Twitter, Via Reiuxcat, and BFH. I agree with your not wasting your time or dignifying Garofalo, the ugly room temperature I.Q. “Asshat”. Have you ever noticed the Keith Overbite, calls on her for her (I use the term loosely) considered opinion. This is the dumb leading the ignorant.

    Anyway keep up the good work, look forward to your insight.

    P.S. I to am sure the “Revolution” won’t be televised, anything that challenges the perfection of the Obamessiah will not make page 28 or the cooking section. But we know……

  17. 1MadJack permalink
    September 7, 2009 10:21 am

    Lori, thanks to BigFur Hat I found your site. Haven’t read a lot so far but what I have read is spot on and dayum good. I love a woman who is intelligent, uses her brain wisely and sees that most liberals are pretty much brain dead, brainwashed morons. Your beautiful face is an added bonus I might add.

  18. snarkandboobs permalink*
    September 7, 2009 1:11 pm

    Thank you redstar and 1madjack!

    I’m definitely going to make BigFurHat a new iBFF. Whether he agrees or not, heh heh!

  19. Zipperhead permalink
    September 12, 2009 10:43 am

    When we are tossed in the internment camp do you think we could arrange to have adjoining cells?

  20. mike permalink
    September 14, 2009 2:34 am

    I don’t want to meet you. Right now you are the perfect woman. I’d like to keep my fantasy if you don’t mind. Do not contact me. Do not speak to me. Do not look at me. I am in delusional love and I will not let you steal this moment of joy. I have found my soul mate and my life is complete. Now, having done that, I will step off of something very tall onto something very hard and flat–like a sidewalk–and die a happy man.

    btw, pointed me in your direction.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 15, 2009 12:58 am

      Rats! I want to say thank you because I’ve never been a “perfect woman” before, but I don’t want to risk losing that status! Damn catch-22s!

  21. September 21, 2009 2:57 am

    You were mentioned in iOwnTheWorld’s first podcast interview with photographer Michael A. Beck.

  22. UpLateAgain permalink
    September 21, 2009 12:21 pm

    Terrific Blog!
    I wanna have your baby!

  23. September 22, 2009 3:51 pm

    HA! I like your style!

  24. Corrin permalink
    September 29, 2009 4:00 pm

    Nice… I’ve been lurking for a while, andn thought for politeness sake I should say “Hi.” Also, I really enjoy your blog, visit frequently, and appreciate the biting commentary. Keep up the good work!

  25. October 3, 2009 5:35 pm

    Just found your blog and I’ll be back. GREAT commentary and posts, keep it up – more please! Cheers from down under. A saucy, conservative American in in NZ… 😉

  26. October 4, 2009 5:51 pm

    I’m not really sure how I ended up here a week or so ago but I bookmarked the spot so I could find my way back. I like the snark, keep up the good work.

  27. snarkandboobs permalink*
    October 4, 2009 5:55 pm

    Thank y’all for the really kind comments. And for reading! Much appreciated.

  28. Call me Lennie permalink
    October 12, 2009 9:01 pm

    Caught you over at Big Fur Hat’s joint trading golf referenced, quasi-innuendoish barbs withthe Hat himself. Tell you what, Lady you don’t exactly snark you just flat out get on people’s case! Maybe you should call yourself Snarlandboobs.

    And Jeepers Creepers, where did you get those sky blue peepers? Does little Gracie have the same? Couldn’t tell

  29. Paul Lusk permalink
    October 14, 2009 7:15 pm

    My God! What beautiful eyes! Ever spend time on ‘Dune’?? 🙂

  30. Sustainablewood permalink
    October 28, 2009 6:32 am

    Good stuff Snark…keep up the good fight…we are gaining lost ground!

  31. itsfunny permalink
    November 25, 2009 3:53 am

    I may not agree with you on many points, but I will defend your right to speak your mind (to paraphrase Voltaire). But this latter point seems lost on many conservatives and liberals: they are so offended by other people’s opinions when those opinions don’t match their own, that they muzzle and thwart the speech and actions of their “enemies.” Yuck. What made America great was that people would respect other people’s right to say things out of their hearts and minds. Not so anymore.

  32. The Fisherman permalink
    December 9, 2009 11:02 pm

    Kudos and keep it comin’! The fish are flailing all about the port side.

    You rock! You’re beautiful! And…

    Absolutely Brilliant!

  33. December 13, 2009 12:54 pm

    Actually, you flatter yourself a bit (your Compete numbers aren’t THAT good) but you are kind of hot.

    • The Fisherman permalink
      December 14, 2009 4:39 am

      Mmmmm…. Fresh Prog Fish!

  34. John B. permalink
    January 3, 2010 2:50 am

    Love your site. Ummmm…could you email me a picture of your snark?

  35. Brian Chace permalink
    February 1, 2010 6:10 pm

    Thank you, thank you, thank you!! You are another of the intelligent, attractive, conservative women that I greatly admire. When we call a spade a spade we are nuts, racist of something else to stupid to live or have freedom. I am a Viet Nam vet and still don’t apologize for being there; my son is a career army helicopter pilot; my son in law is a metropolitan police police officer and my other son in law is a inner city fireman. Keep up the good work. You rock!!!!

    • Lori Ziganto permalink*
      February 13, 2010 12:51 pm

      Thank YOU, Brian! And thank you so very much for your service to our Country. Please give my sincere thanks to your son and son in laws as well.

  36. Borgia permalink
    February 5, 2010 11:01 am

    the gal’s name is spelled Garboffalo

  37. Tarbo permalink
    February 10, 2010 10:06 am

    Where was all this uber hip anti-establishment posturing while Bush was getting us roped into an immoral war and flushing the economy down the toilet? And Janeane has more balls than any draft dogging neo-con.

  38. FamousDrScanlon permalink
    February 11, 2010 2:17 am

    Nice eyes.

  39. Robert Feeley permalink
    February 13, 2010 12:44 pm

    Great eyes! Great Blog! Great Caesar’s Ghost!

    • Lori Ziganto permalink*
      February 13, 2010 12:52 pm

      HAHA! Thankies 🙂

  40. March 7, 2010 8:20 pm

    I have to say that I find it refreshing to find that there is still a possibility of a wonderful conservative woman alive in the den of inequity we fly-overs call the Capitol. Also, I have to mention that the picture of you and Gracie. She looks to be treasure for you.

    I have stumbled upon your blog from Teach’s Piratescove. I love your sarcasm and your vents against feminism. Thank you for sharing your truth.


    • Lori Ziganto permalink*
      March 7, 2010 10:14 pm

      Thank you! That is much appreciated. A thank you to Teach as well — great site he has over at The Pirate’s Cove.

      I’m not in DC, though. I just keep my narrowed in anger eyes on them 😀 I fled NJ five years ago and am now in South Carolina. Yep; an evil Southerner now! Heh.

  41. March 7, 2010 10:09 pm

    #lotion & #booboil! <<<This is AWESOME ! OK and so are you! Gonna add you to the lists !

  42. March 10, 2010 2:13 pm

    Just wanted to stop by and say hello to a fellow South Carolinian and Twitter friend.


  43. Anita permalink
    March 10, 2010 10:39 pm

    Just an “old” friend stopping by to say hello. Hello! I think of you often and hope you and yours are well.

  44. April 4, 2010 3:29 pm

    Hello again Lori,
    I thought I would share this bit of FYI I found today.

  45. May 4, 2010 2:34 pm

    You are fantastic. I just may move to HHI one of these days.

  46. May 11, 2010 5:55 pm

    Please put your old picture back on Twitter the one you have on there now you are so hot I can hot!!! I not take it.I may need to unfollow you.

  47. May 12, 2010 2:17 am


    i find what you write and how you write it interesting.


  48. May 30, 2010 6:05 pm

    Gracie is easily as beautiful as you and one hopes as insightful. You don’t need us to tell you how awesome it is that you are sticking to your principles. As a conservative woman, you already know that. I will certainly thank you for your work and hope more decide to follow your leadership.

    A thorn-covered rose is a rose by any other name.

    Thanks for your dedication.

  49. June 1, 2010 11:41 am


    I think I am in love with you.

    And here is how I know: I read one of your posts and liked it. And I read another, and followed the link to some more of them, and finally, FINALLY, after reasoning the facts at hand, and the truth as I knew it, then I decided whether or not you were full of shit and I decided that no, you are not. In fact, who is this guy….. what, it’s a chick? And wait: she even pokes fun of the chick part? Wow.

    And this is, finally, how you know you are in love. You get to know someone first, share with each other intellectually, and then one day you open your eyes and see that “hey, she is pretty!” Also known as “she is all that.”

    The alternative would be the way the do it in Hollywood and such places, such as when you find out that the beautiful woman has an empty head. This is a rookie’s mistake, and played daily by the left (usually).

    So Lori, please accept my thanks for provoking my thinking process. I love that about you.

    Kisses to your lovely family!

    and live free

  50. June 6, 2010 7:53 pm

    I may not agree with you on many points, but I will defend your right to speak your mind (to paraphrase Voltaire). But this latter point seems lost on many conservatives and liberals: they are so offended by other people’s opinions when those opinions don’t match their own, that they muzzle and thwart the speech and actions of their “enemies.” Yuck. What made America great was that people would respect other people’s right to say things out of their hearts and minds. Not so anymore.

  51. DeVan permalink
    June 6, 2010 10:16 pm

    Like your snarky opinion of this agenda, boobie:


    I read an article in Politico on the agenda of, which explains their new agenda, now that the most liberal politician in our history has been elected President. Got me thinking of what it would look like if the “right” would – hypothetically speaking, of course – develop a plan to resist MoveOn, Obama and the age of huge (not just big) government. These people at MoveOn did not wait for politicians in Washington to step up to their agenda – they stepped up to the politicians and said “you are going to do this, or else.” We Christians and Conservatives, likewise cannot continue to howl and fuss at Republicans who do not fight for the Founding Principles upon which our nation was founded. If MoveOn and the Daily Kos can do it, so can we. And we must. The attack plan below to restore Constitutional government, is just a start but should include:
    1.Establish the groundwork for a boycott of the federal income tax. If you no longer feel the federal government is operating within the confines of the Constitution, you have a moral obligation to become a conscientious objector and simply say NO to the payment of taxes to Washington. Does the Constitution give the Feds the right to bail out labor unions and give non-citizens rights and benefits? If you feel that by doing so, our sovereignty, Constitution and Bill of Rights are null and void then so is any responsibility you may have had for taxes under the 16th Amendment. 2. Begin a vigorous campaign to urge the public to home-school and/or send their children to private schools, with or without vouchers. Then begin a major program to build a private, non-union school system. This is the only way we will crack the huge union dominated government school bureaucracy. 3. Begin to use the legal system to fight big government. If the ACLU can do it, why can’t we? We must begin to bring suit on every issue that threatens our nation’s original freedoms and traditions. 4. We begin a systematic march on the media, especially television. TV is the medium through which the liberal agenda is being implemented. The left learned long ago that a picture is worth a thousand words and the best example of this is the pictures of bodies of dead soldiers they broadcast every time we are in a war they do not approve of (usually when a Republican is leading it!). Holding pro-America, Republican rallies at local TV stations would be a great start – especially if the liberals re-implement the “Fairness” Doctrine. 5. Boycott employers who advertise on far left liberal media outlets like NBC. No patriotic American should buy a General Electric household product as long as Matthews, Olbermann and their ilk are permitted to spew their anti-Republican, anti-American hatred. 6. Expose the controlling roll that unions play in growing a totalitarian media/government complex. 7. Establish an underground network of physicians and health care providers that will fight to preserve private sector medicine. 8. Establish Committees of Correspondence and Safety to provide communications and security – just as our Founding Fathers did. 9. Join the NRA as we have just as much right to carry guns under the 2nd Amendment as the media does to carry cameras under the 1st Amendment. 10. Demand adherence to the 9th and 10th Amendments of the Constitution and promote and support state sovereignty efforts. 11. Tell your health care providers that they do NOT have your permission to enter your private medical information in a Federal data base as required in the recently passed (and unconstitutional) so called Stimulus law. 12. Give every American citizen two million dollars, deposited in a bank of their choice, in conjunction with the elimination of Social Security and all federal welfare programs such as WIC, S-CHIP, Medicare, Medicaid, HUD, etc. Shut them all down and 13. Repeal the law that makes government employee unions legal.
    These are just a few of the actions that are necessary to first stop and then roll back the liberal juggernaut that threatens our basic freedoms and liberty. In our Declaration of Independence, our Founders pledged their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor. It is not too late for us to make that same commitment; in fact it is just in time.
    THESE are the times that try men’s souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. – Thomas Paine, The Crisis, December 23, 1776

  52. John permalink
    June 7, 2010 3:12 am

    Well hello! I read about your nomination for the hoties of conservatism. I read it on Andrew Bolt’s blog site downunder. I just wanted to say you are a good looking example of the female of the species. No argument there. But after reading your articles and comments, well, you got brains God must be pleased are being put to such good use. All around the world the left wing nutters, movers and shakers seem hell bent on unleashing illogical nonsense the uneducated masses seem to soak up and sometimes it looks as though the world is going to hell in a hand cart. Then I see the writings and musings you produce and I realise that if only the masses would get off their lazy backsides and start learning from writers like you, the world would be a wonderful place once again.

  53. Jasper permalink
    June 26, 2010 10:02 pm

    Beautiful, Conservative women are the best!

  54. slobyskya permalink
    October 4, 2010 5:17 pm

    Just noticed no entries here for October and did not want the month to feel all sad and alone.
    Excellent blog, by the way. Rad right, pro-life, RKBA and literate… what an awesome combo.

  55. October 9, 2010 11:27 am

    Thou art of my tribe! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!! I’ve been trolling and lollygagging around the net for a couple years and I can’t imagine how I’ve missed you. I’ve probably read your work at the other sites you’re featured but I didn’t make the connection until now.

    Testosterone poisoning clouds the brain sometimes.

    I just started my own blog about month ago after I stopped writing copy for the Santa Monica Daily Press although the blog is not 100% up and running. The content is golden but some of the buttons are an awful conundrum. [I’m a guy. I suck at housekeeping, so sue me!]. Once I get it cleaned up though, can I host you over at my site?

    Here’s a recent piece that falls into your domain. Have a peek. I’m not bashful.

    Thanks so much from your newest fan.

  56. October 26, 2010 12:04 am

    Check out the short anti-marxist video at

  57. kbob in Katy permalink
    November 7, 2010 11:31 am

    Great blog, super good commentary. Looks like you might even have elected a good Governor after the previous embarrassment.

    As long as peeBho and Moooshelle’s myrmidoms don’t block your site, I will be a fairly regular reader. Home in TX for a few weeks, then back to the suck, or son of suck for another year or so. Keep fighting on this end; we’ll do our part on the other side of the big pond.


  58. Ed B permalink
    November 27, 2010 12:58 am

    I liked all your pics, but the version with Gracie was best. Showed off your eyes, where the others hide them. You should never “hide” those eyes.

  59. December 10, 2010 1:53 pm

    Hi Lori, love the site. I have a site I would like you to check out, send me an email and I will send you a link. And no, its not one of those sites, it a political information site.

  60. PleasureHerFirst permalink
    December 24, 2010 1:56 am

    Is there anyway we can start like a religion about YOUR wicked and sexy awesome wit and personality? Can I build a temple in YOUR honor? And can’t YOU just rule the world!? We would all be so happy and content. Do YOU mind being adored and worshipped and followed?

    Ok that is a lot. But its true. YOU are awesome.

  61. January 9, 2011 12:09 am

    Aloha From Hawaii
    I found you on Twitter, (SailorDale)and I love your style!It is quite refreshing to find a Beautiful Young Lady like you that is Conservative, and I like your opinions and the way you think! You are a breath of fresh air among all the foolish liberals and their silly ideas…
    Oh yea, I like your Snark & Boobs screen name. That is an eye catcher (like you) Have a Great 2011

  62. January 9, 2011 12:26 am

    I also am a retired Navy man…my 2 cents worth

  63. drpretzel permalink
    January 19, 2011 11:53 pm

    Just subscribed. Love your point of view. I’ve managed thus far to keep politics out of my blog, but I don’t know just how much longer it will last!

  64. January 30, 2011 12:36 am

    I can understand the not googleing Janeane Garofalo, but come on, you should be able to handle scantily clad.

  65. February 18, 2011 12:54 pm

    You’re a woman after my own heart. Glad I found you. Will follow on twitter. Think I’m in love!

  66. Brett permalink
    March 29, 2011 3:18 pm

    Love your posts. My wife discovered you the other day and she had to share it. Keep it up.

  67. John permalink
    June 7, 2011 3:50 pm

    Are you OK? We haven’t heard from you in a while.

  68. Don LaRegina permalink
    February 23, 2012 12:17 am

    Hi Lori Kick butt article about the ultrasound in Red State. Hope Life News will pick up on it too.The pro choice/culture of death crowd is a fascist crowd.

  69. edniceville permalink
    March 12, 2012 10:00 am

    I stumbled across you via this morning. I wanted to share your post on SHEPac, but, haven’t found it shareable anywhere. This led me here, and It didn’t take long for me to be a subscriber. As an earlier poster (from my age group) commented, you have restored my faith in the younger generation. We need many, many more women like you on the “right” side. Keep up the good work! I am sure you are winning converts daily and sending chills of fear down the yellow backs of those on the left!

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