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Can’t Make This Stuff Up: Global Warming Activist FREEZES To Death

March 29, 2010

The very definition of irony.

Submitting without comment, only because I don’t wish to go to hell, heh.

From Jammie Wearing Fool:

Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.

“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing”, recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. “There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, ‘HELP-COLD‘”.

His widow appears to be a half-wit, to boot.

“He kept talking about when they ‘get down to chili’, and I thought they were talking about the order in which they would consume their food supplies“, Mrs. Schneider recounted. “I had no idea they were talking about Chile, the country from which you usually fly or sail in order to reach Antarctica”.

11 Comments leave one →
  1. David Weideman permalink
    March 29, 2010 3:29 pm

    Sounds like a perfect candidate for the Darwin Awards.

  2. James Schneider permalink
    March 29, 2010 3:40 pm

    Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. Actually, if I were a global warmer this just what I would probably do. Satire guys.

  3. Jonahex permalink
    March 29, 2010 4:43 pm

    The only thing to make this better is if you said AL “man/bear/pig” GORE froze to death while waiting in a drive thru at McDonalds.

  4. Jonahex permalink
    March 29, 2010 4:44 pm

    And by the way anyone who says its getting warmer needs to explain to me why i almost froze to death in southern north carolina.

  5. March 29, 2010 10:36 pm

    Checked out the story, this is a hoax.

  6. Peggy Mergeson permalink
    March 30, 2010 1:40 am

    It’s satire — see this story at the same site:

    Why do people believe everything they read like this?

    • Wile E. Coyote permalink
      April 2, 2010 12:57 am

      On what planet does the article you pointed to have anything to do with this story? I can’t imagine the lack of thought process that caused you to draw any parallel. I did a quick google button on the internet machine and found this from over 2 years ago:
      I love how you sheeple read the first story and believes what you read, then you read some stupid post and you believe what that idiot says, then you comment that you believe everything you read…genius. Strong response to follow

      • April 4, 2010 2:57 am

        Fact: the article pointed to was presented as a different example of satire from the “same site”.

        Fact: you found a 2-year old reference because this spoof has apparently existed since 2006 (date at bottom of page).

        Fact: There is a disclaimer link that totally exposes this as a spoof at the page bottom; apparently your “internet machine” skills don’t include this level of examination.

        Awaiting your promised “strong response”. BTW, when you’re wrong, it’s often best to just shut up.


  7. March 30, 2010 8:15 am

    Satire. But funny satire, yay!

  8. John permalink
    March 30, 2010 10:09 am

    You can’t make this stuff up, except it was made up. Nice work.

  9. David Weideman permalink
    March 30, 2010 5:55 pm

    Ooops. I guess that makes me the Darwin Awards candidate instead.

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