Dear Sports Dude: It’s Tiger Woods, Not Tiger Beat Magazine
It’s Tiger Woods, not Tiger Beat Magazine and you are not a 15 year old emo chick, weeping over the news that Robert Pattinson, of sparkly vampire Twilight fame, is allergic to girly bits.
This sports dude cried after Tiger’s apology. CRIED. There is no crying in golf! And there is no crying in sex scandals! (unless you are watching the John Edwards sex tape and they are tears of laughter. Or disgust. Then, carry on)
As for the Tiger Woods story itself, unless it’s revealed that Tiger Woods is really a post-op Thai Lady-boy, I find the whole thing a snooze-fest.
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