Guy’s Heart Subjected To A Valentine’s Day Massacre
This story on Hot Air is way more embarrassing than being the only dork in the class who doesn’t get a Valentine’s — except for the pity one from the teacher.
Maybe he gave her a pajama-gram or a Vermont Teddy Bear for Valentine’s Day? Let that be a lesson to all men; do not purchase gifts that are advertised on late night TV and whose premises are that your lady friend or wife is just a sex object. Not that there’s anything wrong with that — sometimes. But at least try to pretend that you like our minds and listen to us and stuff. Plus, we aren’t 12 years old (unless you are Roman Polanski) so why on earth would we want a stuffed animal or jammies?
As for this dude, I would have said “No” simply because he subjected me to an icky sporty thing. But, thanks YouTube, for letting us be witness to his complete and utter emasculating humiliation! (Strike 2 against the guy; poor “think ahead” skills)
UPDATE: Mysterious “sources” say it may be a hoax. I wonder for what purpose? In any event, I still hate when men do such things for real. Nice way to start off a marriage; by putting your wife totally on the spot publicly!