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Get Andrew Sullivan on the Case, Stat!

February 4, 2010

So, it seems as if sperm really are stubborn little buggers:

BIZARRE PREGNANCY STORY OF THE YEAR: Oral Sex, a Knife Fight and Then Sperm Still Impregnated Girl. Despite her being born without a vagina.

As Rhetorican states, I hope someone is paging Sully:

Investigative journalist alert!!! At Instapundit, a pregnancy mystery that may finally get Andrew Sullivan to stop focusing on Sarah Palin’s uterus.

Really, this is Sully’s opportunity to become the Dominick Dunne of the uterine milieu.  If anyone can do it, it’s him.

If the baby is named Trig, Sully’s head may explode. That, or he’ll disappear for days with copious amounts of lotion (Red Eye shout-out! Also, eww)

This girl may steal Thomas Beattie’s thunder as well, since, unlike Beattie, she actually does not have a vagina.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Reiuxcat permalink
    February 4, 2010 10:35 pm

    You madam are SO BAD! And I mean that in a good way. 🙂


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