Demon Sheep: Worst Campaign Ad Ever? Or Best Campaign Ad EVAH!
Carly for California released this ad for Carly Fiorina, who is running for the Senate seat currently held by Babs Boxer, Ma’am. Try to get to the 2 minute mark at least, where the disturbing hilarity really ensues.
Firstly, FCINO ( Fiscal Conservative In Name Only) is a bit cumbersome and doesn’t roll off the tongue in a pleasant manner. That’s important to me, in a slur. Plus, it doesn’t really negate the RINO term that has been pinned on Fiorina.
Secondly, the narrator is spooky. It sounds like he should be doing voice-over work for a really bad basic cable “true crime” show.
Oh, the horror. California, don’t unleash the Demon Sheep!
Vote Carly! She’s not an evil, creepy sheep!
Let me be clear: I am not, nor have I ever been, a demon sheep.
Vote. Or DIE. At the hands of the demon sheep!
Check out Ed Driscoll, who describes the board meeting that led up to The Demon Sheep ™ ad as only he can.
UPDATE: Just in: “It is not Barbara Boxer’s seat. It’s the Demon Sheep’s seat! (If you know what’s good for you. Mwa ha ha)
UPDATE II: Andrew Sullivan, at the daily dish, calls for an investigation into the Demon Sheep ‘s uterus.
UPDATE III: Harry Reid has great hopes for the Demon Sheep. He’s light-wooled and baaas with no “negro dialect.”
More Breaking Demon Sheep News:
This is Demon Sheep’s Moment. Demon Sheep is the One We’ve Been Waiting For. Demon Sheep is the change that we seek. (I hope that Obama doesn’t jump on THIS bandwagon too and start calling himself the first Demonsheep-American President)
Rev. Jeremiah Wright: “America’s Demon Sheep is coming home to graze!”
(cross-posted at iowntheworld.com)