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For the Love of Humanity, Make it Stop! Edwards Sex Tape

January 25, 2010

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Oh, please. Make it stop. I was dreading this day; I knew one had to be out there. John Edwards loves himself too much to NOT have made a tape of himself in various “acts”.

Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.” And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.

The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”

Man, the only thing worse than seeing an “O” face, is the thought of a primpy, pose-y “O” face.  On the plus side, perhaps it is just him admiring himself in front of a mirror? Sigh. No, we won’t get off that easily, I suspect. I wonder if he says things like “Baby, I’ve got your Two Americas right here”,  “Oh, yeah, brush my hair just like that”, “Who’s your illegitimate baby daddy?” or “Oh, baby, how do you like my stimulus package?”

Please disappear, John Edwards. Kindly take your icky tape and go to that second America you were always rambling on about. Sheesh, when John Edwards blames Bush, it takes on a whole different and oh so icky meaning.

h/t Moe Lane

(cross-posted at and Horowitz’s NewsReal)

4 Comments leave one →
  1. January 25, 2010 5:33 pm

    Whoa! Too much…it just keeps getting better and better…I wonder who’s next?
    Line of the week:“Baby, I’ve got your Two Americas right here”…too funny.
    If this is actually true, I suspect it’s going to get pretty interesting…
    Nice, Lori! Thanks for the grin…I think.


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