CNN Calls Scott Brown ‘Insurgent’. Seriously.
That’s right, CNN (a “real news outlet”, according to the White House) called Scott Brown “insurgent”:
(CNN) – Insurgent Massachussetts Republican Senate candidate Scott Brown told CNN he expects to be installed quickly as Massachusetts’ next senator should he win the state’s special election Tuesday.
Asked about the state of the race, Brown said he’s still campaigning as if he’s running “down 30 points.”
But sounding confident, the GOP state senator says he’s made plans to travel to Washington Friday if he’s victorious.
CNN now referring to Brown as an “insurgent.” If he wins, they will upgrade him to “terrorist.
Heh. I must quibble with two points. Firstly, I’d change “if” to “when”. I’m just that brazen! Also, there are no such thing as icky terrorists (none at all even in Afghanistan, according to Marcia Coakley — I call her Marcia, in homage to Patrick Kennedy). It is just man-made disasters, remember? So, perhaps they’ll start calling him a “man-made disaster causer.” I’m certain he will be put on the White House “fishy” list post-haste.
(cross-posted at iowntheworld.com)