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Danny Glover Says ‘The Wrath of Gaia Is Punishing You, Haiti’

January 16, 2010

That’s right. As Tim Blair reports, Danny Glover claims that the failure to act on “climate change” in Copenhagen is what caused the earthquake in Haiti. Gaia is vengeful! Repent, you Global Warming Deniers! Since all Christians are held responsible for what Pat Robertson says, then I assume that all whom believe in Global Warming ™ are responsible for what Glover says, yes? Since they are both religions and all.

Actor Danny Glover believes that the Haitian earthquake was caused by climate change and global warming. Says Glover: “When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I’m sayin’?”

Um, no, I don’t really “know what you’re sayin’.”  You aren’t the brightest “in compliance with eco-friendly standards” bulb on the shelf. Firstly, Global Warming ™ is a huge hoax. Secondly, my 7 year old knows what causes earthquakes and it’s not allegedly warmer weather. There are these things called tectonic plates and seismic waves and stuff. Science is hard, Danny!

Stop trying to foist your Gaia-based religion on us, Danny! I don’t like the sound of your wrathful, revenge-y Gaia. Plus, this isn’t a theocracy, you know. I’m totally stealing your separation of church and state card and using it now. Thanks!

Also, kindly shut it and stop adding cuckoo pants insult to devastating injury.

Image Courtesy of iowntheworld.com

(cross-posted at iOwntheworld.com)

5 Comments leave one →
  1. michaeldiles permalink
    January 16, 2010 10:09 pm

    Hahahaha… trademark Snark and Boobs stuff! Money quote: “Science is hard, Danny”.

    Ahhh, the cool detachment of the scientifically minded Hollywood elite. Great stuff!

  2. BossDan permalink
    January 17, 2010 1:50 am

    I have been using the sep. of church and state card on global warming alarmist’s for a while now. It’s nice to see that I am not the only one.

  3. John permalink
    January 18, 2010 6:15 pm

    See those quotes you used in your title? You’re way off base using those, because Glover said no such thing. Quotes are only used when a person actually says something. When you falsely attribute a quote to somebody you are either A) a poor journalist/blogger, or B) an asshat.

    In fact, if you actually listen/read what he said, it’s pretty clear that what he is saying is that unless we deal with climate change, we can expect more disasters of this magnitude in the Caribbean. This view is essentially held by every single major scientific body on the planet.

    Unlike Robertson who said exactly what he meant, namely that Haiti is being punished for a deal with the devil, which is positively medieval.

    • Lori Ziganto permalink*
      January 18, 2010 6:22 pm

      Good grief! Y’all really are awfully dour with zero senses of humor. Which totally sucks because y’all aren’t too good with the rational thought thing either.

      Thanks for the asshat insult, though. Much appreciated!

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