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iOTW Exclusive: Compromising Pictures of FLOTUS Uncovered

November 5, 2009

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Michelle Obama has been exposed, literally and figuratively!  How dare she claim she’s a Christian when, clearly, she can’t possibly be if she poses for risque photos like this (warning: make children leave the room. Her guns are frightening enough as it is):


Like the pornographic pictures of Carrie Prejean’s topless back and sides, we are compelled to pixelate these pictures.  While you can’t really see anything, just the mere idea that there are nipples somewhere, on a CHRISTIAN, is reason enough to censor.

I do hope the media still has their transcripts from the Prejean not-really-racy racy photos controversy so that they can once again enlighten us as to how you cannot be both a Christian AND a woman that doesn’t dress like Chloe Sevigny on Big Love.  I wonder what Perez Hilton will now call Mrs. Obama?

More pics, including a rare picture of Michelle’s racy prom pic———> Full Story

7 Comments leave one →
  1. what? permalink
    November 5, 2009 11:01 pm

    I thought reptilians didn’t have nipples?

    • November 6, 2009 3:56 am

      They don’t. This is how it starts when they reproduce. Ever see the Gremlins movies?

      • mcnorman permalink
        November 9, 2009 4:46 pm

        Yikes, I am a visual person.

  2. November 6, 2009 12:18 pm

    …Well. Guess someone forgot to tell me that looking like Grace Jones was back in vogue.

  3. hindmost permalink
    November 6, 2009 5:30 pm

    Thanks, but no thanks… I think I’d rather watch your Olbermann sex tape.

  4. 1MadJack permalink
    November 7, 2009 10:35 am

    Michelle Obama has no boobs with the exception of the one she is married to. 😉

  5. Melina permalink
    November 9, 2009 4:42 pm

    NO ONE had any lotion available ?
    Maybe there was a volcano spewing ash in the room?

    My fellow people of color, LOTION IS FUNDAMENTAL!

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