Letterman Sex Tape: Oh, The Humanity

Courtesy of iOwnTheWorld.com

Oh, please, don’t release the sex tape.  I never thought I’d utter those words.  But, no amount of Schadenfreude glee is worth seeing Letterman’s “moves” nor his “O” face.

Talk show host David Letterman fears sex tape leak

TALK-SHOW host David Letterman has been recorded on tape having sex with a female staff member – and he is worried that the footage will eventually be leaked, it’s reported today.

Letterman, 62, recently admitted to having a series of sexual relationships with some of the women that work for him.   The chat show host and a much-younger female co-worker have apparently been captured on a studio surveillance tape in a compromising position.

“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,” a source told the National Enquirer magazine.  “It’s one thing for him to have publicly admitted to having had sexual relations with some women on his staff. It’s another to see him in the throes of passion with one of those women.

“Dave apparently didn’t know the location of the security cameras at his Late Show studio.”

Dave also apparently doesn’t know that you aren’t supposed to serially sexually harass women and creepily have sex with underlings willy nilly whilst fathering a child with someone else.

I am curious about one thing: Who was wearing the Palin wig? (you know one was involved; he’s obsessed.) Was it Dave or the girl?