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Letterman Sex Tape: Oh, The Humanity

October 24, 2009
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Oh, please, don’t release the sex tape.  I never thought I’d utter those words.  But, no amount of Schadenfreude glee is worth seeing Letterman’s “moves” nor his “O” face.

Talk show host David Letterman fears sex tape leak

TALK-SHOW host David Letterman has been recorded on tape having sex with a female staff member – and he is worried that the footage will eventually be leaked, it’s reported today.

Letterman, 62, recently admitted to having a series of sexual relationships with some of the women that work for him.   The chat show host and a much-younger female co-worker have apparently been captured on a studio surveillance tape in a compromising position.

“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,” a source told the National Enquirer magazine.  “It’s one thing for him to have publicly admitted to having had sexual relations with some women on his staff. It’s another to see him in the throes of passion with one of those women.

“Dave apparently didn’t know the location of the security cameras at his Late Show studio.”

Dave also apparently doesn’t know that you aren’t supposed to serially sexually harass women and creepily have sex with underlings willy nilly whilst fathering a child with someone else.

I am curious about one thing: Who was wearing the Palin wig? (you know one was involved; he’s obsessed.) Was it Dave or the girl?

15 Comments leave one →
  1. Wsorrian permalink
    October 24, 2009 10:04 pm

    I’m fairly certain animals were involved. Possibly a reptilian or two. Rumor has it Letterman’s signature appeared on a delivery receipt for a breeding pair of llamas.

    I’m not accusing anyone of anything…I’m just sayin’…


  2. October 24, 2009 10:23 pm

    Oh, God. I’m watching Boogie Nights, Burt Reynolds’ crowning achievement and Marky Mark’s only achievement, and I take a break to spy the innerwebz only to find out there’s a Letterman sex tape. I don’t think I can go on.

    S&B is right. Don’t release the tape. Spare us the disgust. I think I’ll go wash my eyes out with soap now … industrial strength too.

    And we all know who was wearing the Palin wig.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 25, 2009 2:10 am

      I suggest leaving Boogie Nights for another day… it’ll just be ruined by mental Letterman images you will be unable to control. Oh, so icky.

  3. October 25, 2009 12:27 am

    oy, vey, please burn the tape, whoever has it.

  4. My2Cents permalink
    October 25, 2009 2:07 am

    Hopefully the assistant wasn’t Biff Henderson.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 25, 2009 2:10 am

      Heh heh. Nice one!

  5. October 25, 2009 8:15 am

    Heh heh. Nice one!
    P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

  6. October 25, 2009 3:47 pm

    Eww. Just…eww. I didn’t even want to hear about any of Letterman’s affairs, much less face the possibility of seeing them.

    Brain bleach, STAT.

  7. onemansbeliefs permalink
    October 25, 2009 7:34 pm

    I say release it…

    It just may be his funniest work in years…

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 25, 2009 7:35 pm

      HA! That is true. OK, if you agree to watch it and just relay the funny parts 😀

  8. John Collins permalink
    October 25, 2009 8:59 pm

    The CBS Late Show Band provided the music

  9. mcnorman permalink
    October 27, 2009 6:22 pm

    Thanks, this means a few extra weeks of therapy for me.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 27, 2009 6:26 pm

      Sorry! I just can’t contain my Evil Right-Wing Radical Extremist ways. Mwaa ha haa!


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