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Dude Arrested for Being Naked in Own House; I Call Sexism

October 21, 2009

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Eric Williamson faces an indecent exposure charge after a passerby saw him in the buff in his own home making coffee.

It happened at 5:30 a.m. Monday.

Channel 5 reports the woman and 7-year-old boy who saw him naked apparently had cut through Williamson’s front yard from a nearby path.

That would have never happened if the naked dude was instead a naked chick. Instead, the neighborhood men would have suddenly all taken up jogging in the early morning hours along a route that passed her house.  It’s a clear-cut case of Sexism, straight-up.

I’d also like to meet the woman who complained — complained after trespassing across HIS lawn and nosily peering through his windows. Come on, lady — Naked Dude and Coffee; Christmas Comes Early! Those are two of my favorite things. Especially because he is rather easy on the eyes, albeit a tad scruffy. He’s the kind of man you “play” arresting officer with, not actually have arrested! Sheesh!

More importantly, he was in his own home. Sure, he could have drawn his curtains, but why would he even think to do so? It was 5:30 in the morning, for goodness sake. He’s lucky he found his way to the coffee pot.

I knew something like this would happen after some towns started  banning smoking in your own home; hello, slippery slope. Now you can’t be naked in your own home? This is what happens, unfortunately, when you give the Government free reign over your life and let them trample your rights willy-nilly. They never stop at one thing. Allow them providence over one part of your life and they will try to take over ALL of your life. Private property? No longer private; it’s for The Common Good ™ and all.

Here is a simple fix for the oh-so-offended woman. Stop looking in other people’s windows, you nosy perv.


Update: Glenn Reynolds asks what if the trespasser/peeker had been a man? See? More Sexism ™ straight-up.

Update: Thanks to Ed Driscoll for the link (and welcome Driscoll readers).  The man always has such a swoony way with words; links referring to me as a member of the “distaff side of the starboard blogosphere”.  So fancy pants! Thankies!

20 Comments leave one →
  1. October 21, 2009 3:25 pm

    This dude could get a better reality TV show for this than any screwy idea that Richard Henne could dream up.

    BTW that guy SnarkyBasterd following you on Twitter is me; it’s my stealth account b/cause of some recent spamming and hacking crap from Chairman Zero’s zombie minions.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 21, 2009 3:37 pm

      I’d watch any show Naked Dude was on. 😉

      Thanks for the heads up, re: snarkybastard. Just followed!

  2. October 21, 2009 3:36 pm

    illegally showing his business

    Is that the proper legal terminology? If so, they just need to remind the lady to mind her own. No?

  3. CJ Trekker permalink
    October 21, 2009 4:46 pm

    Well, I beleive I will start walking around MY HOME naked more often. I dare anyone to try to arrest me in my own home. What was the (Rhymes with ditch) doing on his property at 5:30 in the morning with a 7 year old boy for anyway? Was it her son? or is she some kind of pedophile pervert? That sound much more like it. Is this the first time she had seen this naked man? Perhaps the bigger wuestion is, did she know this man would be naked, and she snatched this 7 year old boy for some sort of pedophilia game while watching mr. Coffee. But she got caught then pleaded indecency about the man to cover her own disgusting self. But then, that is just my opinion.
    CJI believe she should be arrested for making her

  4. Debra permalink
    October 21, 2009 5:10 pm

    Unbelievable. Springfield Police and the Commonwealth Attorney need to be brought up on charges of failure to use common sense, it seems to me.

    If I were crossing through someone else’s yard and saw someone naked in the kitchen, I would turn my head, say, “Oops!” and keep on trucking. Never would I think to try to get the person arrested. I would like to see this lady. She has to be flaky.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 21, 2009 5:18 pm

      Bingo! OK, in his case I may not have turned away immediately, but eventually I would have and then just chalked it up to a nice morning surprise!

  5. Matt the right wing extremist permalink
    October 21, 2009 5:20 pm

    Springfield? was this Chief Wiggum?

  6. October 21, 2009 6:19 pm

    ..Now that the stupidity factor of this story has worn off. What kind of Police force would actually even think of arresting this guy. Come on. WTF?
    How could this eve be considered a crime of any type?
    Virgina is now for idiot police and whiny women who like to look at naked men until someone catches them, then they make it someone elses fault. This is the same type of woman who would consensually cheat on her husband, then when someone she knew found out, she would accuse her “Lover” of rape.

  7. Jeff in Memphis permalink
    October 21, 2009 6:27 pm

    “Especially because he is rather easy on the eyes….”

    No, you are!!!!

  8. My2Cents permalink
    October 21, 2009 6:30 pm

    Now, if the dude had been wearing mom jeans, it would have been OK. (Although I think mom jeans on a dude should be illegal.)

  9. October 21, 2009 6:32 pm

    Hey Snarkandboobs, we men are not pieces of meat to be ogled like …umm, pieces of meat. I take umbrage(that’s right umbrage!) at the insinuation that just because we have smokin’ hot bodies, that somehow it is ok to gawk at our produce section. I would be aghast if women were lining up outside my window at 6:30 in the morning, monday through friday, on the south side of the house, where I don’t latch the side gate, even though there’s plenty of parking down the street. Aghast, I say!

  10. My2Cents permalink
    October 21, 2009 6:34 pm

    ***Springfield? was this Chief Wiggum?***

    LOL! Good one. Did he read his statement with a donut stuffed in his mouth?

  11. DEVILDOC permalink
    October 21, 2009 8:31 pm

    At least NOW I have a good excuse ready for when my wife says the windows need cleaning….

    The State’s Atty. Gen. should look at everyone involved except naked guy. There are a lot of very stupid people in Springfield.

  12. October 22, 2009 3:38 pm

    Why not bring “Peeping Tom” charges on this woman ? Unless he was banging his “little brain” against the window to get her attention that is.

    I walk before dawn every morning in a big windowed neighborhood, and yes I peek if I see lights on 🙂 So far, I haven’t been as lucky as bizzarro woman, but I stay on the sidewalk.

  13. October 22, 2009 6:19 pm

    Trespassers are lucky when the worst consequences they suffer are eyefuls of naked homeowners.

    Where I live, if you wander across someone’s property, you could end up with rock salt in your butt – and that’s if said homeowner is feeling friendly when he spots you.

  14. Tom permalink
    October 22, 2009 8:14 pm

    Snark me darlin, The cops in this case had to be total arses. As a

    retired sgt. from a real police department, NYPD, I think I would have handled it differently. No arrest. Or maybe a trespass arrest
    if the mutt bitch persisted. In tthat case a summons, with no Media
    involved. We are definately going down the drain I’m at the late
    stage of life but I have pity for people who have to put up with type
    of bulls**t.

  15. Chrissy in Central New York permalink
    October 23, 2009 12:32 pm

    I just heard a new horror story from hubby, who follows local building issues cuz he’s in the biz. It seems my old hometown, whose government has been leaning toward Socialism big time for decades, seized a chunk of land under “eminent domain.” Okay, so they sometimes do that to oust a slum lord or build a park or something, right? Not this time. This time, they stole two lots in the middle of downtown that were developed and had been in use for years. They were also for sale and the owner had a buyer on the hook. Then whoosh, the lots suddenly belong to the city who … golleeegeewillikers do you smell graft and corruption? … the lots get sold to the same buyer … but for less than the original owner was asking. There’s a hotel there now.


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