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Calling Michael Moore et al: I’ve Got Your ‘Change’ Right Here, Buddy

October 8, 2009

I can see how you hate Capitalism, Mr. Moore, since your latest “movie” shows that Capitalism is not a fan of yours if the box office receipts or rather lack thereof, are any indication.

Perhaps you can bring Ted Turner, Janeane Garofalo and Alec Baldwin with you?  Maybe bring along Jimmy Carter to be your “leader”; I’m sure he doesn’t want to stay here with the Racists ™ and all.  Maureen Dowd can be first lady and Subliminal “Boy” Czar.

I’m certain the health care is wonderful and you will no longer have to worry about that pesky thing called Death that we regular dum dum folks succumb to no matter what eventually.  You will also be free to embrace folks like Roman Polanski without silly philistine Americans thinking you are hideously vile.

Also, no incandescent light bulbs! Or icky earth killing toilet paper! No risk of trans-fats either (sorry Michael; that means no more Krispy Kremes)

From my very favorite person in the World. He’s a brilliant genius and I love him.  Check him out (he likes being objectified, heh) at The Anticrat:

Courtesy of The Anticrat

Courtesy of The Anticrat

4 Comments leave one →
  1. Reiuxcat permalink
    October 8, 2009 4:50 pm

    M Doyd = “boy” Czar. LMKO!!!

    Not one of the liberal elite left like they threatened in 2000 after our last real president was elected to office. They know deep down, in the last vestage of decency (well maybe a few have it) in that tiny recess in their heart that the good ol’ USA is the best place to live in this God given universe.

    They got all that $$$ and they still don’t feel all they have left is complaining and chasing the latest fads or “cool” cause in a vain attempt to feel human.

  2. October 8, 2009 5:42 pm

    OMIgosh that Somalia poster is AWESOME, I want to immigrate right now! (umm… ok no, not really…)

    I read a post last Feb09 on Dr O.Taitz site describing what the left can ‘have’ and what the right will ‘keep’ if we’d theoretically split up the USA and it was a great list. Enjoy an exerpt:

    Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell. We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s, and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

    You can make nice with Iran, Palestine and France and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we’ll provide them job security.

    We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

    You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors who will follow to your turf. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

    We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute Imagine, I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

    We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.

    Since it often so offends you we’ll keep our History, our Name and our Flag.

  3. 1MadJack permalink
    October 8, 2009 9:06 pm

    Lori, great stuff!! 😉 🙂 Lisa, aslo great stuff!;) 🙂 You have both summed up very nicely why those with just a smidgen of a brain like the good ole capitalistic USA. The idea of all those Hollyweirders and other leftloon nuts going to Somalia gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

  4. October 9, 2009 12:51 am

    If we can drop them in to Somalia from a C-130 minus the parachutes I’ll start recruiting right now!

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