Calling Michael Moore et al: I’ve Got Your ‘Change’ Right Here, Buddy
I can see how you hate Capitalism, Mr. Moore, since your latest “movie” shows that Capitalism is not a fan of yours if the box office receipts or rather lack thereof, are any indication.
Perhaps you can bring Ted Turner, Janeane Garofalo and Alec Baldwin with you? Maybe bring along Jimmy Carter to be your “leader”; I’m sure he doesn’t want to stay here with the Racists ™ and all. Maureen Dowd can be first lady and Subliminal “Boy” Czar.
I’m certain the health care is wonderful and you will no longer have to worry about that pesky thing called Death that we regular dum dum folks succumb to no matter what eventually. You will also be free to embrace folks like Roman Polanski without silly philistine Americans thinking you are hideously vile.
Also, no incandescent light bulbs! Or icky earth killing toilet paper! No risk of trans-fats either (sorry Michael; that means no more Krispy Kremes)
From my very favorite person in the World. He’s a brilliant genius and I love him. Check him out (he likes being objectified, heh) at The Anticrat: