Re-named: The Creep Show with David Letterman
Dear David Letterman:
Please, stop talking. Now. You are even creepier than Sanford. At least he’s merely pathetic and sad. You are just dirty old man creepy.
Plus, while Governor Sanford is an Emo chick with a chattering problem, he has actually accomplished some things in the recent past. You, on the other hand, haven’t even been funny since 1989.
I simply picture Sanford listening to REM “Everybody Hurts” over and over on a loop whilst scrawling frantically in his tear-stained diary. Letterman? I hear a creepy “Hee-HEE” in my head and picture things best left unsaid. If only I could leave them unseen by my mind’s eye as well. It may call for copious amounts of alcohol.
While the revelations were HE-Larious at first, due mostly to the hypocritical nature and the fact that Letterman is an uber-tool, now it is turning into WAY too much information. It’s not as much fun being a voyeur when the subject is grossly disturbing. And not in the good way.
I did still giggle when I saw this article that the Union Leader re-printted from March 2004 to cash in on one of Dave’s chippie’s 15 minutes of fame. Sadly, Letterman endeavored to give her more than that and subjected his audience to her talents. Or rather, lack thereof..
(CONTINUED next page)
Pages: 1 2