Skip to content

South Park Dudes Need To Write New Song: ‘Blame Bush’

October 4, 2009
Courtesy of

Courtesy of

President Bush’s insidious evil is still causing trouble for us all. The epitome of upstanding, not-corrupt-at-all *cough* leadership, Senator Burris says so!

Senator Rowland Burris of Illinois, the Senator who was appointed to fill President Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat, blames George Bush for Chicago not getting the Olympics in 2016. Burris stated in an interview, shortly after the announcement, that the image of the U. S. has been so tarnished in the last 8 years that, even Barack Obama making an unprecedented pitch for the games could not overcome the hatred the world has for us as a result of George Bush.

First, losing Chicago the Olympic bid and now *I* have a super bad headache. Will Bush’s reign of terror never end?  And Firefox blows in the super bad, not fun at all way, which I am certain is also Bush’s fault. He is obviously trying to ruin Al Gore’s intranets.

BigGovernment notes that Chicago was selected as a finalist in June 2008, when George Bush was still President and prior to the ascension..err.. election of The One ™ It must have been some evil plot crafted by Karl Rove.

But.. wait a minute .. the Danes say otherwise. From Flopping Aces:

Kai Holm, a former Olympics committee member, told the newspaper (translated): “The fact that Barack Obama came, could not do it. I think we lacked emotion, it seemed too empty and business-like. So when Tony Blair promoted London he was around three days to lobby and talk to people. You can not just come with the train one day and try to affect everything. People have felt that it was a lack of respect for the Olympics and sport in general. I think people felt it was too business-like to get into the way we have now seen it many times, and you would have feelings back.”

Hans Bonde, professor of sport history at the University of Copenhagen, told the newspaper: “Here come the more favor Obama just before the deadline and made showoff. He clearly won the battle in the media, but it turned out indeed to be indifferent. IOC members did not feel important, and they were indeed reduced to spectators and not players. So if he had come, he would have had time for a personal lubricant.”

The personal lubricant part strikes a chord, sadly. Because he hasn’t bothered with one for all of us either.  Huh.  Tony Blair was Bush’s buddy, yet HE managed to score an Olympic city hosting gig. Perhaps because he isn’t full of Smug ™ nor is he an egotistical, grossly narcissistic and delusional fool?

Something was rotten in the State of Denmark.

Obama’s hubris.

(cross-posted at

16 Comments leave one →
  1. Reiuxcat permalink
    October 4, 2009 3:15 pm

    Bush got blamed for NY over the loss of the 2012 Olympiad. The politics of the wars and the “world’s” disapproval aside.

    “When the 2012 Summer Games were awarded to London, Blair was there, even with the G8 economic summit only days away back in Scotland. President Bush was not present to represent the New York bid, which was rejected in the second round.”

    Certainly it carries over for Obama’s failure. Afterall, President Bush did not go to Copenhagen!

    To bad Obama didn’t read this article, he may have different results following the advice given.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 4, 2009 3:20 pm

      Heh heh. Funny that NY wasn’t rejected until the 2nd round.

      Chicago booted the FIRST round. With Obama THERE. Total slap-down of his enorm-ego. (I like to make up words. It’s how I say them in my head)

  2. October 4, 2009 3:19 pm

    Snarktastic… I expect we will never get the Olympics ever again due to the total ruination of the U.S. reputation thanks to GW.

  3. October 4, 2009 4:26 pm

    Dumb people blamed Reagan, Washington and Lincoln feverishly after their mixed departures…

    You know who they never blame? Carter and Clinton… the two presidents most responsible for the paper tiger syndrome that led us to be viewed as international pussies in the first-place…

    They blame Bush because they fear what he is; a president confronted with hatred and disaster within the US that no other president has ever had to deal with….and doing it with a 14k Dow…

    They should be afraid…because when objectives eyes look back at 1990 through 2012, the Bush years will be viewed as the ones where a man held us together at his own expense… Something personal cowards like Carter, Clinton, and Obama will never be able to say…

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 4, 2009 5:08 pm

      You are 100% correct, as always. This?

      They should be afraid…because when objectives eyes look back at 1990 through 2012, the Bush years will be viewed as the ones where a man held us together at his own expense

      So true. Well said, brilliant!

  4. Mel permalink
    October 4, 2009 5:29 pm

    I’ve decided to start a psychic hotline that caters only to Liberals.

    “Thanks for calling Truth to Supernatural Power.”

    —-“Hello? I have a proble-”

    “Yes, yes, I already know…It’s Bush’s fault. That’ll be $20, please.

    I’d totally clean up.

  5. October 4, 2009 5:35 pm

    Of course Chicago was booted out in the first round,anything to get the Obamas and their menagerie out of Denmark. They need a food supply for the winter.

  6. October 4, 2009 5:55 pm

    Well, the “personal lubricant” part is one of those hilarious things you can get when you run something through Google Translate. Literally, the passage in mind meant that Obama failed to personally butter up the IOC members.

    Ekstra Bladet did not have a whole lot of positive things to say about Chairman Zero. Gateway Pundit’s coverage was good:

    • Mel permalink
      October 4, 2009 7:09 pm

      Oh I was wondering! When I read “Personal Lubricant” I thought…Well, I’m glad you explained it. LoL!

      Donkey Chain, Holger. 🙂

  7. October 4, 2009 8:32 pm

    In spite of W’s numerous faults and contempt for conservatism, no the olympics fiasco is not his fault.

    A haiku:

    not W’s fault
    This administration sucks
    incompetence reigns

  8. 1MadJack permalink
    October 4, 2009 9:34 pm

    I wonder if the arrogant Obamassiah’s narcissistic ego will ever diminish in his own eyes? While our troops die in Afghanistan the Mr. & Mrs. Jackass jet off to a foreign country to set up an Olympics so their Chicago cronies can get rich off of selling their worthless ghetto properties for mega bucks to build a Olympic village. For every Soldier or Marine that dies in Afghanistan while this coward of President idles away and sends no help, I hope unmeasurable miseries befall him. 😡

    • Reiuxcat permalink
      October 5, 2009 7:59 am

      May I suggest that begins with the fleas of 1000 camels.

  9. October 4, 2009 10:04 pm

    OK, let’s see if we can clear something up…

    At what point in time does ANY of this become Obama’s fault? will he be blaming Bush for his failures in the 2010 and 2012 elections? Will it be Bush’s fault that libber pukes get kicked to the curb by REAL Conservatives?

    Will Obama EVER accept any responsibility?

    Will New Orleans remain undefeated?

    Oh, wait… Hell’s gotta freeze over for that to happen.. 😛

  10. Paul Moore permalink
    October 5, 2009 3:09 am

    Whenever anything goes wrong in my life, from spilt milk to a hammered thumb, I shout: “Damn that Bush!”. It helps a bunch.

  11. October 5, 2009 7:34 pm

    I usually take it out on my family, and then later I say “Bush made me do it!” like that creep in Forrest Gump who said “Sorry, Jenny, it’s just this WAR, and that LYING SONOFABITCH JOHNSON!” in the lamest way he possibly could. All the while wondering if Forrest, Forrest Gump was gonna beat him down again.


  1. Twitter Trackbacks for South Park Dudes Need To Write New Song: ‘Blame Bush’ « Snark And Boobs [] on

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: