Obama Pwnd: International Olympic Committee Says ‘No Olympics For You’
How embarrassing. I’m sorry, but I can’t help giggling (sorry Chicago). Obama’s failure, even in a popularity contest, has wiped the Smug ™ right off the MSM’s collective faces. Their shock and awe is schadenfreude-tastic, I must admit.
How will they now be able to fawn and try to tell us that The World loves Obama and that he’ll be able to make Terrorists play nice-nice just with his mere presence, if he can’t even score some sporty thing?
Wait a tic … did they vote on the Olympics? Or the Olympics-Olympics? I need to know so that I can point and snicker whole-heartedly. Someone ask Whoopi, quickly!
Obama really is utterly useless. (aside from the awesome laugh he provided this morning.) He chooses THIS to spend his time and our resources on while ignoring, you know, troops fighting in actual wars and innocent, bright honor students being killed on the streets of Chicago and STILL fails. I assumed it was given that Chicago would be chosen, otherwise why would he waste the time on it and personally fly to Copenhagen? Which is even more frightening; Obama is either REALLY stupid or his hubris is even worse than I thought.
I mean, Chicago got the LEAST amount of votes in first round — literally cut out in the first round of voting. No ACORN at the IOC, huh? RACISTS ™ ! I wonder if Maureen Dowd heard the word “boy” after their vote?
I can only conclude that the tentacles of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy now have the Olympics in their evil grasp. That, or Obama just stinks. Perhaps Michelle should have worn a tank top so the IOC could have been enamored and cast under the same spell as our Press by her toned arms and her “impossible elegance”?
All I know now is that the IOC members better start preparing to get thrown under the bus. Though, it HAS to be running out of room by now.
UPDATE: iowntheworld has comedy gold video of the Epic Fail
P.S. Drudge had awesome headline “The Ego Has Landed” *giggling madly*
P.P.S. Over at Hot Air, they had also assumed that Chicago getting the nod was a given or else why would Obama have personally gone there if not to scoop up some glory points? Again: Is he THAT stupid or THAT egotistical? Frightening either way.
They also have more on the hilarious CNN anchor in disbelief video referenced above.