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Obama Pwnd: International Olympic Committee Says ‘No Olympics For You’

October 2, 2009
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Photo Courtesy of Drudge Report

How embarrassing. I’m sorry, but I can’t help giggling (sorry Chicago).  Obama’s failure, even in a popularity contest, has wiped the Smug ™ right off the MSM’s collective faces.  Their shock and awe is schadenfreude-tastic, I must admit.

How will they now be able to fawn and try to tell us that The World loves Obama and that he’ll be able to make Terrorists play nice-nice just with his mere presence, if he can’t even score some sporty thing?

Wait a tic … did they vote on the Olympics?  Or the Olympics-Olympics? I need to know so that I can point and snicker whole-heartedly. Someone ask Whoopi, quickly!

Obama really is utterly useless.  (aside from the awesome laugh he provided this morning.)  He chooses THIS to spend his time and our resources on while ignoring, you know, troops fighting in actual wars and innocent, bright honor students being killed on the streets of Chicago and STILL fails. I assumed it was given that Chicago would be chosen, otherwise why would he waste the time on it and personally fly to Copenhagen?  Which is even more frightening;  Obama is either REALLY stupid or his hubris is even worse than I thought.

I mean, Chicago got the LEAST amount of votes in first round — literally cut out in the first round of voting. No ACORN at the IOC, huh? RACISTS ™ !  I wonder if Maureen Dowd heard the word “boy” after their vote?

I can only conclude that the tentacles of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy now have the Olympics in their evil grasp. That, or Obama just stinks. Perhaps Michelle should have worn a tank top so the IOC could have been enamored and cast under the same spell as our Press by her toned arms and her “impossible elegance”?

All I know now is that the IOC members better start preparing to get thrown under the bus. Though, it HAS to be running out of room by now.

UPDATE: iowntheworld has comedy gold video of the Epic Fail

P.S. Drudge had awesome headline “The Ego Has Landed” *giggling madly*

P.P.S. Over at Hot Air, they had also assumed that Chicago getting the nod was a given or else why would Obama have personally gone there if not to scoop up some glory points?  Again: Is he THAT stupid or THAT egotistical? Frightening either way.

They also have more on the hilarious CNN anchor in disbelief video referenced above.

27 Comments leave one →
  1. October 2, 2009 1:11 pm

    Most people can see right through narcissists. It seems as though the IOC members who voted no to Chicago and the Obama’s pitch are no exception.

    The Obamas are clearly of touch with reality.

  2. Reiuxcat permalink
    October 2, 2009 1:47 pm

    In this context,

    Oh BOY, let’s vote this asshat outta here!

  3. Althing79 permalink
    October 2, 2009 2:02 pm

    This has been making me laugh all morning. It’s truly wonderful to know that the rest of the world isn’t as stupid as all the morons who voted for this giant chump. If I was on the IOC panel I would’ve just asked, “Don’t you have a war to be fighting right now and uh.. didn’t some innocent honor roll student just get brutally murdered by a senseless mob in your city?” Jeez, the audacity of that guy.

  4. October 2, 2009 2:09 pm

    How many times does the anchor have to say “Chicago is out?” with that little insolent tone in his voice before his brain actually realizes that … Chicago is friggin’ out.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 2, 2009 5:20 pm

      Cannot stop giggling at that one. The dude is in utter shock and disbelief .. but.. but… It’s The One! How could they?!

      Um, because perhaps people are noticing that he does absolutely NOTHING of any import? In fact, blows off crucial, life or death things, like our Troops.

  5. October 2, 2009 2:33 pm

    To me it’s just so sad that the office of president has been reduced to someone who chose this fight while people in not only our WARS died….but kids on the streets of his beloved trash heap of a town do too…

    It’s more confirmation of the basic reality: The ‘figure head’ people who want a charismatic president who’s loved by the world are among the stupidest people in the entire world today…

  6. Mike Koch permalink
    October 2, 2009 3:16 pm

    Well, how long before Jimma Carter, wakes up, and accuses the IOC of being racists…
    Epic FAIL, way to go Barry !!

  7. October 2, 2009 3:20 pm

    Maybe some of his staff are so afraid of him they are telling him what they believe he wants to hear (“Sure, Mr. President, Chicago is a LOCK…you really should spend a few million to fly to Copenhagen, it will make for great campaign video in 2012!”) because if they don’t they get fired (time to order a bigger bus). Of course, now that they made him look really bad the anger will be thrice. I had the misfortune once to be working for a narcissist at the same time I was married to one. I don’t need the DSM to tell you how unpleasant that can be.

  8. Mel permalink
    October 2, 2009 3:21 pm

    “I wonder if Maureen Dowd heard the word “boy” after their vote?”
    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
    Nice!

    I heard that CNN announcement on Limbaugh this morning.
    Too funny.

  9. Mel permalink
    October 2, 2009 3:26 pm

    Wait, did Roland Burris just blame Bush for 8 years of unfriendliness with the world on not getting the Olympics? Typical.
    Shouldn’t he be looking for tapes to erase? Documents to shred?
    Finish his Blago ‘n’ me scrapbook?

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 2, 2009 5:21 pm

      Obama inherited the IOC from Bush!

  10. John Collins permalink
    October 2, 2009 3:28 pm

    It’s bad enough we have to pay the bill for the United Nitwits (UN) building, why waste more of our money on Olympics that we just had a few years ago?
    Rio, huh? I’ll be packing my tiny thong and wow the crowds on the beaches. YIKES!! =0

  11. 1MadJack permalink
    October 2, 2009 3:31 pm

    Praise the Lord!! Praise the Lord!! I love it that the narcissistic, arrogant, egotistical little pri*k was soundly snubbed and drubbed by the olympic committee. MADE MY YEAR SO FAR!! 😉 🙂 😆

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 2, 2009 5:22 pm

      It really was pretty sweet. No offense Chicago folks. I’m glad Rio got the games anyway; they’ve never been held in South America, I don’t believe.

      Plus, there will be plenty of eye candy for the men watching! Purty ladies in Rio.

  12. Dan permalink
    October 2, 2009 3:55 pm

    Chicagoans don’t have to watch their city’s crumbling infrastructure cope with hosting this event, and the Daley Machine just found a money trough they don’t get to slop at.

    For some Chicago natives, The One getting publicly bitch slapped is just the icing on the cake.

  13. saw921 permalink
    October 2, 2009 4:11 pm

    Let me be clear: the world hates us more than it loves him.

  14. Chrissy in Central New York permalink
    October 2, 2009 4:34 pm

    Barack told the Olympic committee: “If you do, if we walk this path together, then I promise you this: The city of Chicago and the United States of America will make the world proud.”

    Really. The United States will make the world proud. After all the dissing of the U.S. he’s done at international venues?

    Maybe the IOC members voted against Chicago, because they’d listened to all his backstabbing and didn’t want to trust American scumbags with their precious event.

    Meanwhile, Lori … check out: CBS News Producer Indicted in Alleged $2M Extortion Against David Letterman – October 02, 2009
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559005,00.html

    This is what I’ve written about it cuz I am SPITTIN’ mad (and soooo snarkily delighted to see CBS stewing in its well-deserved juices):

    A longtime CBS News producer has been indicted for allegedly attempting to blackmail David Letterman for $2 million cuz he had proof that Letterman has been boffing the girls on his staff.

    You know, like assistants. People he has authority over. One of them has a son by Letterman, who admitted publicly, “I have had sex with women who work for me on this show. … Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Yes, it would, especially for the women.”

    Wow. Isn’t that just so PC sensitive? It would be embarrassing for THE WOMEN HE USED and who, according to the standard definition of sexual abuse, HE ABUSED.

    A person who is in a subservient position cannot give consent for sex. If any of the people in Column A have a sexual relationship with the people in Column B, the relationship is BY DEFINITION abusive. Period.

    Column A to Column B

    Minister to Congregant.

    Therapist to Counsellee.

    Lawyer to Client.

    Teacher to Student.

    Officer to NCO.

    Parent to Child.

    Adult to Minor.

    Boss to Employee.

    Clearly, Dave doesn’t understand any of this. But why would we expect him to. Last June, he scored cheap laughs making a crude joke about a baseball player raping Sarah Palin’s 14-year-old daughter. In his pseudo “apology”, he said he hadn’t been referring to the Palin’s 14-year old but to their older daughter, the one who got knocked up by her high school boyfriend.

    Note to Dave: Sex between same age teens isn’t abuse. Rape is abuse. So is banging women in your office who are (a) Too wowed by your big name star appeal and (b) Too dependent on your approval for their careers to give consent.

  15. October 2, 2009 5:25 pm

    “Their shock and awe is schadenfreude-tastic” Weee!!! This is what cracks me up. They even made up a graphic “The Road to 2016”! Obama reminds me of a boxer where his manager is trying to bump up his record with an easy fight, instead of going for a prize fight, and the guy STILL loses. Schadenfreude-tastic, indeed!

  16. October 2, 2009 6:00 pm

    Is he THAT stupid or THAT egotistical?
    ******************************
    Yes…

  17. October 2, 2009 6:12 pm

    Well, how long before Jimma Carter, wakes up, and accuses the IOC of being racists…

    Argh! Beat me to it, ye have! Argh!

  18. snarkandboobs permalink*
    October 2, 2009 8:15 pm

    Just In: Michelle overheard saying to Obama: “You HAD to make that special Olympics joke, huh, genius? I should have let the Dr reap your tonsils!”

  19. arf permalink
    October 4, 2009 3:38 am

    i live in this putrid city, chicago. low income people cannot get housing because daley has used an instrumnet call the tax increment financing monies that are supposed to make communities better on cronyism. he has given gigantic loans to developers who greased his campaign. the olympics were also a vehicle to reward cronyism in the form of construction work. again, the rich would flourish even more. i am thrilled that as was said, the egotistcal team got there asses kicked. they are all phoney and disliked by many here in chicago. about 82 percent of people polled here, the olympics were not wanted. we have the highest taxes, highest crime rate and the poor/disabled are suffering more than ever. no were to live and we are becoming more and more impoverished. i am hoping daleys corruption gets discovered soon by the feds. or rather, the indicment that is surely coming, comes soon. oprah is a racist, but pretends she loves everyone! bullshit! most chicagoans have her number! fat ass ghetto bitch!

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