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Curiosity Killed My Appetite. Crosby, Exposed. Literally. (NSFW)

September 28, 2009
We have to admit, we were very curious about this David Crosby pic.
HAWT. And by Hawt I mean utterly hurl-inducing

HAWT. And by Hawt I mean utterly hurl-inducing

So we sent it to forensic pixel spectrometer experts in Bethesda, Maryland to see what they could do with their state of the art enhancement software. We wish we hadn’t. Turns out, Crosby is sporting an incredible set, and has an awesome butterfly tat. We are all deeply confused and ashamed. We apologize for any monkey wrenches we’ve thrown into your Gestalt.
Courtesy of BigFurHat. Click to enlarge. If you dare.

Click picture enlarge. If you dare.

Graphic graphic (heh) courtesy of BigFurHat at

17 Comments leave one →
  1. September 28, 2009 6:20 pm


  2. DEVILDOC permalink
    September 28, 2009 7:17 pm

    Some people just shouldn’t go “BRO-LESS”!

  3. Lenin permalink
    September 28, 2009 8:17 pm

    Well,a head transplant and that isn’t too bad for an old lady.

  4. September 28, 2009 8:23 pm

    I think that pic sequence is a felony in 12 states. I want my retinas back, please.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 28, 2009 9:51 pm

      Sorry, it isn’t “fair” if you have working retinas. You must share them with those less fortunate. For The Common Good.


  5. September 28, 2009 8:47 pm

    Gynecomastia — too much weed.

  6. Slveryder permalink
    September 28, 2009 9:50 pm

    Must. wash. eyeballs. in. acid. That was one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen!

  7. Tim permalink
    September 28, 2009 10:43 pm

    Man, loved his music, even the music with Young. But this is grotesque.

  8. Melissa Etheridge permalink
    September 28, 2009 11:03 pm

    “…the hope of those boys who have little; who’ve been told that they cannot have what they dream” -BHO, 2/5/08

  9. viluzion permalink
    September 28, 2009 11:18 pm

    Can you tell me where the original image can be located? I have a friend who is skeptical of anything I show him on the interwebs.

  10. Mel permalink
    September 29, 2009 2:13 am

    I need a memory douche.

  11. John H permalink
    September 29, 2009 9:06 am

    Ummm, is he gunning for the Boob Czar?

  12. John Collins permalink
    September 29, 2009 10:35 am

    There’s nothing a paperbag can fix

  13. September 30, 2009 4:21 pm

    Wait. So maybe he was right to think that song was about him?? lol

    (I just hope someone around my age gets that joke lmao)

    Okay, fine I’ll explain 😛

    “You’re so vain” by Carly Simon is rumored to be about him. Maybe we know why now.

  14. Bob permalink
    October 1, 2009 10:28 am

    Put the Pelosi and frank thong pictures on your refrigerator door along with this one and anorexia is certain to be the result…

  15. Marvin permalink
    October 1, 2009 10:34 am

    Hey no fair! I smoke dope by the bail, but do I get a nice set like David’s to play with?
    Hell no! Terribly solid, manly chest here!
    Maybe obamba can legislate sonething to address this issue…

  16. October 3, 2009 5:05 am

    I think you need to be a little careful here. The man is a liver transplant patient. Gynecomastia can be a complication both of the effects of organ failure and of the chemotherapy that reduces rejection. Just as it would be unseemly to mock a mastectomy patient for being flat-chested, it’s a little problematic to mock a transplant patient for the complications of his or her disease.

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