Curiosity Killed My Appetite. Crosby, Exposed. Literally. (NSFW)
September 28, 2009
We have to admit, we were very curious about this David Crosby pic.
HAWT. And by Hawt I mean utterly hurl-inducing
So we sent it to forensic pixel spectrometer experts in Bethesda, Maryland to see what they could do with their state of the art enhancement software. We wish we hadn’t. Turns out, Crosby is sporting an incredible set, and has an awesome butterfly tat. We are all deeply confused and ashamed. We apologize for any monkey wrenches we’ve thrown into your Gestalt.
Click picture enlarge. If you dare.
Graphic graphic (heh) courtesy of BigFurHat at iOwnTheWorld.com
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Jenny
Lori Ziganto
somegit
Snark And Boobs 
GAAAAAAROSSSSSS! LOL
Some people just shouldn’t go “BRO-LESS”!
Well,a head transplant and that isn’t too bad for an old lady.
I think that pic sequence is a felony in 12 states. I want my retinas back, please.
Sorry, it isn’t “fair” if you have working retinas. You must share them with those less fortunate. For The Common Good.
Thankies!
Gynecomastia — too much weed.
Must. wash. eyeballs. in. acid. That was one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen!
Man, loved his music, even the music with Young. But this is grotesque.
“…the hope of those boys who have little; who’ve been told that they cannot have what they dream” -BHO, 2/5/08
Can you tell me where the original image can be located? I have a friend who is skeptical of anything I show him on the interwebs.
Thaaaanks!
I need a memory douche.
Ummm, is he gunning for the Boob Czar?
There’s nothing a paperbag can fix
Wait. So maybe he was right to think that song was about him?? lol
(I just hope someone around my age gets that joke lmao)
Okay, fine I’ll explain 😛
“You’re so vain” by Carly Simon is rumored to be about him. Maybe we know why now.
Put the Pelosi and frank thong pictures on your refrigerator door along with this one and anorexia is certain to be the result…
Hey no fair! I smoke dope by the bail, but do I get a nice set like David’s to play with?
Hell no! Terribly solid, manly chest here!
Maybe obamba can legislate sonething to address this issue…
I think you need to be a little careful here. The man is a liver transplant patient. Gynecomastia can be a complication both of the effects of organ failure and of the chemotherapy that reduces rejection. Just as it would be unseemly to mock a mastectomy patient for being flat-chested, it’s a little problematic to mock a transplant patient for the complications of his or her disease.