Skool-(Aid) Daze. (Bonus: Alternative Lyrics to the BHO Mm mmm mm Indoctrination Song)

So, once again Lefties, I told you so. I know I’m just a silly Southern lady (shaddup) and, as such, a huge dum-dum,  yet somehow I managed to understand that indoctrination and worship of The One ™ was even creepier than the thought of Rachel Maddow in sexy lingerie and far more prevalent than you would have us believe.

I had also informed the buffoon known as Joan Walsh and she neglected to listen as well. And, I was particularly proud of that one, as my inner bitch totally became an outie.

The latest:

The worst part? The school issued a statement wherein they expressed regret that the tape was *released* and not that the song was performed. It shouldn’t come as much of a surprise, though. The same school district has been in the news before:

The district, which is being criticized for a video that shows elementary school students singing President Obama’s praises, drew howls in March 2007 when it hosted an “emergency management exercise” at Burlington Township High School.

The purpose of the mock terror drill, according to a statement released by township officials, was to “evaluate the response and mitigation procedures” of police, fire and emergency medical services. But conservatives were incensed that the district invented a fictional right-wing fundamentalist group it called the “New Crusaders” for the exercise.

Syndicated columnist Michelle Malkin and other bloggers criticized emergency management officials at the time for allegedly singling out right-wing Christian fundamentalists.

Township officials later apologized for any “insensitivities” raised.

“The scenario chosen was intended to be generic in nature and never to offend any group, affiliation or religious belief,” township officials said in a written statement. “The term ‘Christian’ was not included in the scenario. It was believed that all groups pray, and prayer in school is a universal issue. Similarly it is further believed that all groups experience right-wing fundamentalists in their organizations.”

Agenda much?  A public school district, paid for with our tax dollars.  At least there was no song, that I know of, taught to the littlest ones to cement ideas in their heads that the “Right Wing” and Christians are evil. Unlike the deified Barack Obama; have you seen the lyrics from those songs?

Mm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

Yes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama

Firstly, the “mmm, mmm, mm” part is icky as all get out. I can just picture the author (term used loosely) of the lyrics totally drooling over a topless picture of Obama in Hawaii.   Secondly, you may recognize the last stanza about “in his sight”. It’s from a children’s song… about JESUS. Only the word Jesus is replaced with Barack Hussein Obama. And here I thought that whole The One ™ thing was just a snarky joke.

Song 2:
Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!
For all your great accomplishments, we all doth say “hooray!”

(Um… what accomplishments? Voting Present? Campaigning? He can’t even take credit for the latter because the Press actually did that job FOR him)

Hooray, Mr. President! You’re number one!
The first black American to lead this great nation!

(Ok that one is kinda funny. Because when I was in first grade, the words “number one” made me giggle. If it had been “number two”, I would have been gasping for air, unable to continue. OK, that’s a lie. That still happens. I’m childish)

Hooray, Mr. President we honor your great plans
To make this country’s economy number one again!

(So now we have to honor an agenda? And policy? Even horrendously crappy ones? Also, leaving aside the slap in the face to America, what first grader even knows what an economy is? For that matter, does the President?)

Hooray Mr. President, we’re really proud of you!
And we stand for all Americans under the great Red, White, and Blue!

Um, no. You don’t stand for me. I’m not really proud of him. Granted, I’m sure the teachers will simply make the kids believe that is because I’m Conservative and, thus, quite clearly A Racist ™

So continue —- Mr. President we know you’ll do the trick
So here’s a hearty hip-hooray —-

Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!

How are those songs any different from this one?

No Motherland Without You

You pushed away the severe storm
You made us believe, Comrade Kim Jong-il
We cannot live without you
Our country cannot exist without you!

Our future and hope depend on you
People’s fate depends on you, Comrade Kim Jong-il!
We cannot live without you
Our country cannot exist without you!

Even if the world changes hundreds of times
People believe in you, Comrade Kim Jong-il
We cannot live without you
Our country cannot exist without you!

Oh… Our Comrade Kim Jong-il
Our country cannot exist without you!

Replace Kim Jong-Il with Barack Obama and I can frighteningly imagine schools teaching that song to our children. Well, at least the Comrade part would be accurate in that case.

Since teaching school children through the use of indoctrination and political ideology is now totally cool (unlike icky prayer, of course), I have compiled some lyrics that *I* think should be taught in the schools as well. In the interest of Diversity and all, of course.

mmm,mmm, mmm
Barack Hussein Obama

Dare disagree, he’ll make a fuss
then try to throw you under a bus
mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama

He promised all Hope and Change,
But actual leading is out of his range
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama

Only some life is above his paygrade
For your Grandmas, “blue pills” he’s made.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama

He apologized worldwide for America’s Wealth,
Next he plans a Redistribution of Health,
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama

There! That will save the teachers some time. Maybe they can use it for actual education. You know, like Math and stuff. If the President is any indication, Math is something on which we *really* need to work.