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Changing My Name to SnarkAndCrosbys.

September 26, 2009

From Celebslam.com

HAWT. And by Hawt I mean utterly hurl-inducing

David Moobsby. Totally sportin’ a rack.  Uber-moobage, in fact.

HAWT. And by Hawt I mean utterly hurl-inducing.

Instead of the “This is Your Brain on Drugs” PSA thingies, they should simply show this picture as a The Danger of Munchies PSA.

With caption: “These are your Moobs on drugs”. Or “Just Say No to Moobs”

That is all.

P.S. Greg Gutfeld is totally right. All old “rockers” eventually start to look like old ladies. Now, with saggy boobs too!

(h/t link via Ed Driscoll’s Twitter Feed )

13 Comments leave one →
  1. Reiuxcat permalink
    September 26, 2009 8:26 pm

    OMG! Are you and Fur having a contests on graphic displays? Ewwwww! 😀

  2. Reiuxcat permalink
    September 26, 2009 8:37 pm

    SNC! Now I get it! (The initial shock always confusles me.)

  3. snarkandboobs permalink*
    September 26, 2009 8:48 pm

    He was the sperm donor for Etheridge’s baby, right?

    Did he also agree to nurse the baby?

  4. Reiuxcat permalink
    September 26, 2009 8:59 pm

    That was the rumor.

    He tried to nurse the baby, but he misunderstood who was to be the suckling. Momma wasn’t happy.

  5. randy permalink
    September 26, 2009 11:56 pm

    i’m so glad i found you. You’re great. Don’t ever stop.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 27, 2009 12:07 am

      Oh, wow. Thank you! You knocked the snarky right out of me, as that was so kind. Much appreciated!

  6. Seanette permalink
    September 27, 2009 3:49 am

    I am truly grieved to report that Mr. Crosby apparently has a bigger bust than I do (and I’m female, 34B).

  7. saw921 permalink
    September 27, 2009 8:58 am

    Sexy!

  8. Slveryder permalink
    September 27, 2009 1:11 pm

    Seeing this that was not a good way to start the day.

    That said, if he’s gonna have the rack, could he do something about the unappealing sagging? Victoria’s Secret can do wonders for that problem. Just saying!

  9. September 27, 2009 3:15 pm

    Dear God, and I was starting to worry if I was becoming a tad, um, overdeveloped. But that guy has a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

  10. harbqll permalink
    September 27, 2009 5:15 pm

    Take it from a medical student – we’re currently studying the various forms of liver failure, and what our Mr. Crosby has there is Gynecomastia. That’s not fat. That’s hypertrophy of the breast. It’s one of the signs of chronic liver failure.

    I’m willing to bet that if we took that shirt off, we’d see palmar erythema and spider angiomas of the upper extremity.

    His transplant must be failing.

    • Xian Do permalink
      September 28, 2009 1:34 am

      harbqll said:

      “His transplant must be failing.”

      Not surprising when you consider that, upon receiving a post-transplant clean bill of health, the sonofabitch immediately went right back to his drug & alcohol abusing ways again.

      Imagine that.
      This selfish pig spent decades in a drug-addled stupor because he was too much of a coward to deal with life…
      Then he used his celebrity wealth to buy himself into the front line for liver transplants because he was too much of a coward to deal with death.

      I would love to meet him face-to-face one day with a list of the names of all the men, women, and children who died in 1995 before they could receive a liver transplant…the year that Crosby received his.

      Sorry, Snark & Boobs, for spoiling the levity of your wonderful blog.
      I just feel that David Crosby is one of the very few people in the world who makes me hope that there is, indeed, a Hell.

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