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Pelosi Proves It IS Possible to Work Up Faux Tears When Your Face Can’t Move

September 17, 2009

If you are an accomplished liar that is. And if you have no qualms about shamelessly and disgustingly demagoguing fellow American citizens. Pelosi, whilst faux-wringing her hands, almost seems to be hoping for it; it is a tactic used often by the Left. Use identity politics, pit people against one another.  They’ve been actively encouraging it with their inflammatory rhetoric all Summer long.  The latest:   out-right lie and accuse people of harboring vile thoughts while comparing them to heinous acts that have nothing to do with the topic at hand nor the current situation in any way, shape or form.

Thankfully, Pelosi is wrong, as usual. We won’t be intimidated into silence, but neither are we violent. In fact, any violence at the town halls were perpetrated by the Left and Unions (redundant?)  Yet another case, Nancy, of methinks you doth Project too much.

She also seems to need some help with her memory. Perhaps the botox was injected too deeply and hit her hippocampus (that’s in the limbic system – shout out to Garofalo). Maybe she should ask Dianne Feinstein to refresh her memory; she still lives in the past, evidently, as her hairstyle has not changed since Milk’s assassination. Meow.

Milk was murdered by a nut-job, David White, in whose defense that whole “twinkie defense” idea was originated. His political views had nothing to do with it, he was just cuckoo-pants. It must be noted, since Pelosi has implied that party affiliation somehow begets violence, that White was a fellow Democrat.

From Instapundit, quoting Hot Air.

LOSING IT: Nancy Pelosi chokes up about political violence, doesn’t mention Ken Gladney. “Pelosi wants to silence opposition since she cannot outargue it, and her implied reference to the murders of Milk and Moscone as somehow comparable to political opposition to the Obama administration is flat-out despicable.” And desperate.

Dear Nancy: Another bit of advice.  If you are going to pretend to actually *care* about people, please work on your faux-tears; that was a rather pathetic display. Get some helpful tips from Hillary Clinton. She had a far better performance with her faux-tears during the campaign.

14 Comments leave one →
  1. September 17, 2009 5:56 pm

    The only protests Nancy Pelosi needs to worry about are the ones where everyone brings a SUPER SOAKER full of water…

    “I’m melting, melting. Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world. Who would have thought that some little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness.

    OHHHHHHH!!! NO!!! I’m going…ohhhhhhh..ohhhhhhhhhhhhh….” 😈

  2. September 17, 2009 6:45 pm

    The truth is that there is a growing desire in America to forcibly extract the ‘unenlightened’… The left is drooling feverishly at the chance to turn every conservative into a Branch Davidian thus they can ignore a million people dying in Rwanda in favor of driving tanks through the living rooms of crackers…

    It is the wet dream of the American Socialist Utopian that something happens to justify treating conservative America in a way that would normally outrage any sane human being…

    They will keep saying racist… mob…. hater…. *anything that will work… That is what demented monstrously twisted movements have *always* done…

    Sadly to great effect…

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 17, 2009 6:50 pm

      Precisely. It’s why they keep talking about “fringe element” even though by most estimates, upwards of 250,000 people were at the 9/12 rally. They *want* people to believe anyone who doesn’t share their screwed up Utopian ideology is a cuckoo pants wingnut.

      They wish to dehumanize us, in a way. Or exactly.

  3. September 17, 2009 7:19 pm

    I’d like to make Nancy Pelosi cry by punching her in the face… BUT I WON’T. I’m not allowed to leave the state anyway. She probably wouldn’t even feel it. Or some of her face would come off on my hand. I wouldn’t be surprised if her species could do that regeneration thing.

    Where was I?

    Oh yeah, she’s an a******.

  4. 1MadJack permalink
    September 17, 2009 11:38 pm

    How badly was Nancy Pelosi mistreated by those Gays in the late 70s 🙄 and is there something in most of the water in California or what?? 😕 I mean they did vote in ole Arnold as governator.

  5. Chrissy in Central New York permalink
    September 18, 2009 9:31 am

    By Chrissy in Central New York — Interesting to read this right after breakfast. I happened to combine my yogurt with the section in Glenn Beck’s Common Sense about how corrupt career pols try to keep us fighting with each other so they can go on stealing from us.

    Note how Nancy the Pee did NOT mention THE latest piece of pseudo-political violence – the shooting death of a long-time, very peaceful, pro-life activist while he was standing in front of a high school. I’d love to blame that shooting on some pro-abort leftie, but methinks he was just cuckoopants too.

    Ditto the guy who shot late-term abortionist George Tiller, which the pro-aborts immediately decried as pro-life violence despite the fact the shooter had NO connection with any recognized pro-life group or history of pro-life activism, but did have a history of being cuckoopants.

    Anyone who follows real pro-life activities (like moi) knew that killing Tiller was beyond stupid. He was this]–[close to losing his medical license! I mean … damn … we would’ve much preferred he’d been finally found GUILTY of the multiple murders and maimings he had committed against the women he “helped” by killing their full formed offspring.

  6. iotw permalink
    September 18, 2009 2:16 pm

    That is the damn funniest title!!

  7. Bob permalink
    September 21, 2009 8:37 am

    I have to give her an “E” for effort.
    It must be nearly impossible to generate tears with all that botox paralysing your tear ducts.


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