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Dear Jimmy Carter: You Lie! Also, You’re a Jackass

September 15, 2009

There! I was bi-partisanly insulting by using slurs uttered by both Republican Joe Wilson and Democrat President Obama. Huggles!

Jimmy Carter opened his mouth only to stick his foot in it once again. From MSNBC “First Read” (prejudice against Southerners. They *know* we can’t read! At least, that’s what they tell me all the time)

In an interview with NBC’s Brian Williams, former Democratic President Jimmy Carter attributed much of the conservative opposition that President Obama is receiving to the issue of race.

“I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man,” Carter said. “I live in the South, and I’ve seen the South come a long way, and I’ve seen the rest of the country that share the South’s attitude toward minority groups at that time, particularly African Americans.”

Carter continued, “And that racism inclination still exists. And I think it’s bubbled up to the surface because of the belief among many white people, not just in the South but around the country, that African-Americans are not qualified to lead this great country. It’s an abominable circumstance, and it grieves me and concerns me very deeply.”

Huh. That doesn’t explain my deep animosity towards you, Jimmy (first name basis, as you are yet another seer who professes to know what is in my heart and mind). Perhaps I’m a Cracker-ist? Wait, I suppose I’d have to then be a self-loathing Cracker-Ist.  Or maybe I’m  just a Sanctimonious Bitter Old Tool-ist?  Nah, I’m pretty sure it is simply because I deplore anti-semitic bigots.

I’m really tired of trying to explain to the Left that they are the ones who see color everywhere and in everything and that they are reprehensibly diminishing true acts of real racism; in fact, they are diminishing and demeaning the entire Civil Rights movement.  Alas, it’s a waste of time to keep trying to explain it to them, as they won’t listen to me anyway because I’m a Stockholm Syndrome-y Conservative (with dash of Libertarian) nutty dame. Plus, they are aging old hippies who dont’ realize Alinsky tricks do no work on us any longer because we are onto them.  They are no longer “radical’ and ‘hip”. They are old and tired and utterly transparent. (one promise kept by Obama, at least! His administration, and those around him, are totally transparent)

If interested, I already explained the problems with their “You’re Racist!” meme in response to Maureen Dowd (if that’s her real name and she didn’t just “borrow” someone else’s) and Salon’s Joan Walsh.

Instead of rehashing, I’ll simply refresh everyone’s memory, if need be just in case anyone was going to make the dreadful mistake of listening to anything he has to say, and I’ll point out some other classy and brilliant things Carter has said in the past year.

Remember when he expressed his “thought” that John McCain was “milking” his POW status?

Former president Jimmy Carter called Republican presidential candidate John McCain a “distinguished Naval officer,” but said the Arizona senator has been “milking every possible drop of advantage” from his time served as a prisoner of war in Vietnam…

“John McCain was able to weave in his experience in a Vietnam prison camp, no matter what the question was,” said Carter, a 7-year Naval officer who served aboard submarines. “It’s much better than talking about how he’s changed his total character between being a senator, a kind of a maverick at the time, and his acquiescence in the last few months with every kind of lobbyist pressure that the right wing Republicans have presented to him.”

Yeah, that stuck in my craw. And it had been preceded with yet another example of Carter speaking ‘truth to power’.  This interview constantly floats around in my mind because I see a lot of Jimmy Carter and his extremely frightening World View in President Obama.

If Jimmy Carter can break protocol by bashing his fellow past Presidents as well as a sitting President (he bad-mouthed George W. Bush incessantly WHILE he was in office)  in an unprecedented manner, then so can I, one of the “little people” for whom all Government employees, including the President, are supposed to work.  I hate that term “little people”, by the way.  I hate even more the fact that some people seem to relish calling themselves “the little guy” or the “common” man. Uh, why belittle yourself?

You may not agree and you may think it shows a horrendous lack of manners or civility, but, hey, I am not perfect (obviously) and have quite a few flaws. Example: I have been known to drive around blasting George Michael’s “I Want Your Sex”. And singing, loudly and rather badly, along with it. That,  my tendency to blurt out whatever is on my mind and the fact that I watched the entire season of Rock of Love. Only to make snarky comments, of course. Sadly, they were out loud and I was watching it alone. This also doesn’t explain why I watched all the seasons. We’ll just pretend that never happened. Thankies!

Anyhoo, I won’t turn a deaf ear to President Jimmy Carter’s egregious comments just because he was once elected to the Presidency. I didn’t vote for him, clearly; I was still drinking from the bottle at the time – Pathetically, I was 5 years old. Which is yet another flaw. Oh, wait. Never mind. That’s a positive.

Not only is President Carter wrong, as ever, but he is, in fact, delusional as the video above clearly indicates.  Yeah, diplomacy with Iran has a history of working out so well, doesn’t it? And, if they don’t cave under the severe threat of the dreaded and harsh acts of diplomacy, i.e. dialogues and conversations, we should then move to …….stronger conversations?  Do you honestly believe that if we just opened our arms and our hearts and embraced insane psychopathic murderers, they will like us and give us a cookie?  I really think that your idea of peace is to create an America of which so few people are proud that no one would be willing to even fight for nor defend her.

Was he dipping into his brother’s stash? Lay off the Billy Beer, President Carter. Please.  And stop dealing it to Obama.  You must be, as he has and  is espousing the very same ideology and policy ideas (term used loosely, obvy)

Thanks for the hearty laugh, however, Mr. President. It is awfully cute how you claim to have made only ONE mistake during your Presidency. Hmm….seems like there is another fellow who doesn’t admit to mistakes.  At least, I think he doesn’t….it is rather hard to have made mistakes when you voted Present instead of making  actual decisions.  Oh! That’s probably why it is so hard for him now; he’s had no experience in actually trying to lead or govern!  I *think* some people may have tried to warn y’all about that, no?  Still, I can’t be absolutely positive because we aren’t allowed to actually ask any questions.  That’s Racist! Plus, it’s divisive and vitriolic! Unlike, you know, calling American citizens Brownshirts, Evil mongers and Terrorists.

But, Mr. Carter, Sir, (like the Olbermann touch? Wanted to make you feel at home. Southern hospitality and all) since you obviously have no grasp of concepts involving anything of import…..or reality, for that matter, I can only assume that you must be referring to the error in judgment you made when you allowed Billy out of the attic and into the public arena.   On that, once again, I must disagree.  Billy was the far, far preferable Carter.

Hey, someone else is buddy buddy with a Billy….Billy Ayers.  The similarities are uncanny. Well, guess what…fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, shame on me.  I have a feeling that shame will be corrected in 2010 and in 2012, however.  I’m banking on the rest of the Country feeling the same way.

By the way, When Osama Bin Laden is a fan, Jimmy? It’s really time to STFU. Sir!

UPDATE:  Video Posted at Hot Air; Click here to see it ( I have to wait for youtube, sigh. I don’t have fancy pants video thingies)

(h/t re: Bin Laden fan to Weaselzippers)

26 Comments leave one →
  1. 1MadJack permalink
    September 15, 2009 10:52 pm

    Lori, Jimmy Carter does not have the brain it takes to be a Jackass. By far the worst President in American history and a damn coward to boot. I detest this little weasel of a peanut famer. I wish he and the Klintons would both move to the Mideast they both so dearly love.

  2. Reiuxcat permalink
    September 15, 2009 11:02 pm

    He’s hoping for another peace prize. What better than supporting Palestinian murderers and knocking Israelis? Supporting nonwhites and knocking WHITE RACISTS!

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 15, 2009 11:06 pm

      Good point! He’s sucking up to the judges; they’ll LOVE it.

  3. September 15, 2009 11:05 pm

    Oh dear God, you watched the entire season of Rock of Love? Now I’m going to be sick.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 15, 2009 11:07 pm

      Only for “research” purposes! In case I wanted to get a job at ACORN and needed to learn about Hos and pimping and stuff!

  4. September 15, 2009 11:11 pm

    I found you because you are ugly… 😛

    I’d call Jimmy Carter a sorry douchebag, but there’s gotta be something lower than that…

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 15, 2009 11:19 pm

      Ha! The Uglyfication thingie at Iowntheworld. That’s awesome.

      Yeah, I couldn’t come up with a suitable insult for him either. None of the standard ones were strong enough to cover all the jackassery that man contains.

  5. Paul permalink
    September 15, 2009 11:46 pm

    South Carolina has a long list of dignitaries that includes Lauren Caitlin Upton (Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant contestant), Board of Education Chair, Kristin Maguire, Governor (and avid Appalachian hiker), Mark Sanford and now Joe “the hater not a debater” Wilson or the “screamer not the dreamer” as others have dubbed him. I did enjoy him cut and running through his apology, which only goes to show that he stands for nothing. He is just another good old boy where in the morning these married men preach to you that there should be prayer in our schools and in the evening they are on their cell phones setting up a date with their other women on the side, hypocrisy has been bred in. I am not surprised that he felt compel to yell like he was at some Friday night game. So long Joey, you too will be seeing the unemployment lines.

  6. Jeff H. permalink
    September 16, 2009 9:08 am

    Great post, Paul! I guess we have to rethink whether or not Joe Wilson is correct in his claim that Obama lied simply because you seem to think painting him in a stereotypical fashion as a “southern hypocrite” renders his charge null and void.

    You guys on the Left just continue to school us. BTW, what in God’s name does this have to do with Jimmy Carter’s predictable playing of the Race Card?

  7. 1MadJack permalink
    September 16, 2009 10:34 am

    Well I woke up this morning and Jimmy Carter is still an asshole.

    I also see we have the usual Liberal troll hanging out. Paul, let’s talk about those good ole Liberals that are so law abiding and non-hypocritical. Like ya know Bill Clinton, Charlie Rangel or Tim Geitner, Chris Dodd, Daschel or that guy that used to be Governor of New York to name just a few. Yes, yes Liberal politicians are so honest and full of integrity. :-> Do you really believe because a fella has a (D) after his name he is honest and an (R) after his name automatically makes him a crook? Both sides (D) & (R) are equal opportunity employers of crooks.

  8. TNRWC permalink
    September 16, 2009 11:06 am

    I too was young when Jimmy was president. Even at that time I knew he was a Jack Ass(note which nouns I capitalize). In my schools fake election in 1980 Carter lost to Anderson, and Regan kick both their asses.

    I think that this plan to call everyone racists is going to back fire in a big way. The first 10 times one is called a racist you shrug it off as rantings from a lunatic, and you feel sorry for them. It is the eleventh time though that pisses you off. I think Jimmy was the tenth time for me.

    By the way I had to explain to my wife about what snark and boobs was. She found it on my favorites, and thought I was into some wierd fish fantasies (she missed read it as shark and boobs). Love the writing.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 17, 2009 4:26 pm

      Thank you, TNRWC.

      I kinda like Shark and boobs! Except that I’m still traumatized by Jaws. And not just because Richard Dreyfuss is in it, though I do find him cringe-worthy.

  9. September 16, 2009 11:49 am

    Jimmy Carter is a sad shell of a man. He’s being a Drama Queen because attention is the name of the game for the Left. They can’t have ENOUGH of the spotlight.

    Carter’s disastrous presidency wasn’t a sign for him to just go away. Iranian hostage crisis, gas price, double digit inflation, unemployment & interest rates are one of things I can think of.

    Ronald Reagan fixed all that & GOT THE HOSTAGES BACK the first day he was in office!

    Carter’s Habitat for Humanity’s a great project. I suppose everyone can agree with that….

    Usama Bin Laden liked Carter’s book, & HIGHLY recommended it. I heard this on Fox News that UBL on audiotape really liked it. You can’t get any better recommendation than that with the Left!

  10. 1MadJack permalink
    September 16, 2009 3:43 pm

    TNRWC! Shark & Boobs. 😆 When it comes to the Leftloon Demonrats, Lori is a SHARK!

    • TNRWC permalink
      September 16, 2009 3:49 pm

      Tru that 1mad

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 17, 2009 4:27 pm

      Aww, thanks Madjack!

  11. Tim permalink
    September 16, 2009 4:15 pm

    The ‘politics of personal destruction’ allows the socialists to circumvent the debate on the issues. Same with the race thing. If you oppose BO’s policies, it’s because you’re a racist, not because nationalizing and socialism are stupid.

  12. September 17, 2009 4:44 am

    Great post, as usual. If anyone knows bigotry it’s Jimmy. The man has been one heck of an antisemitic prick for decades.

  13. snarkandboobs permalink*
    September 17, 2009 4:29 pm

    Tim, bingo. They try to circumvent the debate by creating a diversion AND attempting to silence others through intimidation. Well, too bad Lefties. We’re onto that trick now and it no longer works.

    Like your party itself, Alinsky’s rules are epically failing.

  14. Chrissy in Central New York permalink
    September 17, 2009 6:26 pm

    Anybody who sincerely believes the left is NOT racist should watch:

    MAAFA 21 DVD $20.00 (incl shipping)

    Maafa 21 tells the story of true racism in this country. The Democratic party supported slavery until it got outlawed, then they jumped on the civil rights bandwagon, which conveniently allowed them to get those pesky free blacks on to the new welfare plantation.

    When their program to have blacks sterilized failed, they suddenly discovered that all women had a “right” to “terminate” their pregnancies, and oh by the way, black women had a bigger right than anyone one else on this score.

    The founder of Planned Parenthood — Margaret Sanger — wasn’t just into birth control. She was a eugenicist, like Hitler. She admitted in writing that she wanted to wipe out the black population for the good of the human race, but wisely suggested they keep this bit to themselves lest some bleeding heart find out and tell the blacks.

    Planned Parenthood is our nation’s biggest abortion provider, responsible for about a quarter of all American abortions. They have always targeted black neighborhoods and their success is such that the black population is no longer replacing itself with live births. Since Roe v. Wade, the black population in America has been REDUCED by OVER 25%.

    More African-Americans are killed by abortion every three DAYS than have been killed by the Ku Klux Klan in its entire HISTORY.

    African-American women are 4.8 times more likely to abort a pregnancy than are white woman.

    Abortion increases the risk of premature birth in subsequent pregnancies by as much as 70 percent. The preterm-related infant mortality rate among African-American women is 340 percent higher than that of all other ethnic groups.

    Our country has recently shifted to the right on abortion. For the first time, polls show a majority of Americans believe the unborn deserve to have their basic human rights protected by law. The left can’t have that!

    Besides, abortionists can only get about $400 in cash for an abortion and it’s not enough to keep them in business. Right now, there are only about 729 mills left in the United States — down significantly from the 2,126 mills that were killing babies back in 1991.

    Insurance companies pay $4,000 for an abortion. Obama told Planned Parenthood that taxpayer funding for abortions would be at the HEART of his health care reform effort. It’s not hard to see why. They need our tax money so they can keep on killing black babies. And they call us the racists!

    Check it out @

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