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But I thought the idea of “Death Panels” was Cuckoo-Pants?

August 13, 2009

You mean there was such a provision in Obamacare legislation? Obama … *gulp* … lied to us? He and his administration NEVER do that… they are The Most Transparent Administration Evah (tm thingie). I suppose that part isn’t a falsity, if they meant the most transparent lies ever.

Or, unless you don’t count things like the following, which only just scratch the surface of the past few days.  Except for the Bow. But, man, that one was a doozy. Not only did they expect us to believe whatever they said unquestioningly, but they expected us to NOT believe our own eyes:

  • It wasn’t a bow!
  • He’s the Smartest Man Alive (tm thingie).. BUT DON’T LOOK BEHIND THE TELEPROMPTER
  • Um, uh, the post office, um
  • Nothing to see here, move along…
  • I’m post-racial!
  • *Everyone* who disagrees with me IS RACIST.
  • Oh, that? Well, that’s only Because Shut Up. Also, I inherited it, you Racist.
  • Doctors will steal your kids tonsils and lop off limbs willy-nilly! I’m totally not fear-mongering, evil Un-American Conservatives are. And Grandma. And that dude down the block with the fanny pack and flag shirt. He’s a total political terrorist. Ooooh… scary.. run away
  • It’s a real town hall.. totally. Not staged at all. No plants! Oh, that one? Um, that plant must have spontaneously sprung from all the bull manure fertilizer I’ve been throwing around.
  • No Death Panels! We, um, it costs less, um, you know, um, let me be clear, um, Metabolically Challenged Counseling, uh, Palin is stupid.

Yet, the Senate Finance Committee  is *removing* a provision.  That the Left and Obama blatantly claimed never existed. Why? Liar-y McLiarPants.

7 Comments leave one →
  1. August 13, 2009 10:07 pm

    Don’t forget, when Obama says the AARP endorses his bill it’s a misstatement, but when an ordinary American expresses concern over government involvement in healthcare, it’s a malicious, racist, Nazi propagandist lie!

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 13, 2009 10:09 pm

      Yup! I’m working on a longer, more thorough one about all the lies. And that one is a doozy!

  2. August 13, 2009 10:20 pm

    These are not the droids you’re looking for…..

    (You’d get that if you’d watch Star wars already….)

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 13, 2009 10:28 pm

      I’ll watch Star Wars if *you* dress up in that bikini Princess Leia outfit for me. Thankies!

  3. August 14, 2009 6:28 pm

    It’s the magic of The One!

    So awesome is His power, that He can cause His apostles to makes things vanish that were NEVER THERE.

    Truly, this is the Hope we’ve been Changing for. Or something.

  4. rae4palin permalink
    August 15, 2009 3:23 am

    There needs to be gov’t sponsored end of life counseling.

    (BOO HISS)

    There is no gov’t sponsored end of life counseling in this bill.

    (BOO HISS)

    We’ve removed the gov’t sponsored end of life counseling from this bill.

    (derisive laughter)


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