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FEAR: Marauding Mobs of Nefarious Manufactured Radicals!

August 5, 2009

Evidently, Community Organizing is now evil and dissent is no longer Patriotic. You see, it’s different when the Right does it, at least according to the DNC and their new ad below:

Oh noes! A Marauding Mob of Nefarious “Manufactured” Radicals! Something seems “fishy”. Report them for their crimethink, they are doubleplusungood! Hmm, whatever happened to that “I want you to talk to your friends and neighbors; I want you to argue with them and get in their faces” deal, Pres Obama? That only counts if it is in YOUR favor?

To be fair, this may be our own fault. We don’t seem to have the whole protest deal down. Babs Boxer, Ma’am has graciously divulged the error of our ways and has attempted to give us some helpful tips below… how on Earth can we be taken seriously if we dress too nicely? I call Astroturf!

So, that was our first mistake. Unlike Cindy Sheehan and her Code Pink cohorts, normal citizens actually attempt to look nice when, you know, going out in public. Even worse, we Right-Wing nutty nut women *gasp* shave our legs .. while showering no less.. AND wear bras. Sometimes we even comb our hair and put on make-up to look purty.  It’s our Stockholm Syndrome, of course. We can’t help objectifying ourselves, obviously. This upsets the Left, mostly because they don’t really understand the concept of attractive, feminine women. Meow.

Next, we showed up in actual cars, instead of in big groups, packed into and hanging off of the back of pick-up trucks behind huge gun racks, as would be expected of us bitter clingers. Our final mistake was showing up AFTER work. Protesters don’t normally have those pesky 3 letter things called J – O – B – S. (thanks again, Joe Biden!)

To add insult to injury, we then voiced our opinions articulately, in full and coherent sentences, using facts and rational thought. Hello? We aren’t supposed to know how to read! Plus, we didn’t base things on feel-goodiness utopian ideas of kitten whiskers and fairy dust.

So, to help make our different (sane) way of protesting more comprehensible to the Left, I suggest we throw in a few well-placed bumper sticker slogans using simple words understood by even the far Left. Dear Babs Boxer, Ma’am, in response to you, I say:

We’re Here, We Love John Deere. Get Used to It.

And

We’re Here, We Wear Nice Gear. Get Used to It.

Or

We won’t be conned, Nice clothes we’ve donned. Get Used to It.

(h/t thingie to Hot Air for the videos )

UPDATE : Good new slogan from Dan Collins: We’re empowered, and we showered!

UPDATE , Part II: Aaron Gardner’s take Here (he’s awesome. Read him!)

15 Comments leave one →
  1. jd nyc permalink
    August 5, 2009 5:32 pm

    NOT ONE person has rushed the stage to display a banner, throw a cream pie at the speaker or pull out handcuffs to stage a citizen’s arrest – what a sham!

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 5, 2009 6:03 pm

      That is VERY telling … I call foul!

  2. Jaded permalink
    August 5, 2009 5:38 pm

    So let me get this straight….for the idiots in Congress to pay attention to us we must be fithy, dirty, ragged and hairy….well I will show up anyway and MOCK those who fall within those parameters.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 5, 2009 6:04 pm

      It also appears as if being very rude and screechy is “normal” citizen protests and speaking politely with rational thought is “totes angry”.

    • August 5, 2009 8:44 pm

      Babs is used to that kind of rabble, as it’s her “normal” constituency. The ObamaCare protesters have real jobs and buy new clothes at retail outlets instead of dumpster diving behind the thrift store.

  3. August 5, 2009 5:38 pm

    Wow, thanks for enlightening me Ma’am, I mean…Mrs. Boxer. I had no idea all of us crazy right wingers were out to hurt the President. Its quite shameful that Americans are speaking out against things we believe are wrong, what? Oh…yes, Ma’am…errrr…I mean Mr. Senator lady, I will be at re-education camp today, 3:30 sharp!

    Ok but on a real note: I do find it odd that the DNC response equates all those right wing nutjobs to “the mob”. Surely “the mob” is something the DNC is quite familiar with, allegedly.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 5, 2009 6:05 pm

      Surely “the mob” is something the DNC is quite familiar with, allegedly.

      I know the Dems in New Jersey sure are, heh.

  4. RSS permalink
    August 5, 2009 5:51 pm

    What a fun post. Thanks for giving me a smile today.

  5. August 5, 2009 6:02 pm

    I think I still have some patchouli wedged between bong and my Bob Marley poster. Someone should have told me. Sen. Boxer, thanks and get bent.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 5, 2009 6:05 pm

      I think I have an old hacky sack and some incense I can waive around!

  6. August 5, 2009 6:22 pm

    Yeah SnarkandBoobs!! Nice post…I lifted the first video for my blog and gave you some linkie love!!

    Aaron

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 5, 2009 6:42 pm

      Thank you, Aaron! At your blog? I’ll go look and then linkie love you back.

  7. Cold Warrior permalink
    August 5, 2009 6:52 pm

    Wonderful.
    Keep at it.
    Be that thorn.
    Thank you.
    ColdWarrior

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