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Ssh, Listen?: The Four Horsemen Arriving Via Budweiser Clydesdales

July 30, 2009

The President of the United States: Drinking Bud Light, an alleged Beer, as a solution to a Racial problem that HE created, or at least egged on, with his ridiculous, uninformed statement regarding the Gates arrest. All that keeps running through my head is the REM song “It’s The End of The World As We Know It”, which is yet another reason I’m so annoyed with you, Mr. President.

Here’s a tip: Once you ADMIT you do not have all the facts, the smart (sorry, not “Harvard smart” but regular old common sense smart) thing to do is, you know, NOT comment.

Instead, you talked out of your hind quarters and now we all have to pay for, and be subjected to, some inane Beer Summit. That doesn’t even include real beer on your part! Another tip for you: Stop pretending to be “one of The Folks”. You aren’t. You eat arugula for goodness sake. You have zero body fat; that is NOT American. But you couldn’t stop there, nooo. Now you have to make even Beer, our National drink, totally unhip.

If you must indulge in such lame exercises in “diplomacy”, on our dime, kindly just embrace your nerdiness and daintiness. Give in; sip your beer out of an aperitif glass, as you obviously prefer. At least then, your delicate pinkie held up pose won’t look so out of place. It will also give me hours and hours of snickering filled delight for which I’d be quite grateful. (The Mom Jeans and girly pitch are getting old now; I need new entertainment). If I’m going to pay, and be forced to witness, I’d at least like to be amused.

Thanks much!

UPDATE:

It really was amusing! A true snicker-fest, especially with the unexpected inclusion of one Vice President Joe Biden (I *heart* him; he’s like our very own Christmas Every Day dude)

Dan Collins tirelessly kept us all up to date with some out-takes from Beer Summit ’09; read them HERE.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. thiscantwaite permalink
    July 30, 2009 5:58 pm

    He truly is divine. He’s managed to be a dick and a silly girl at the same time.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      July 30, 2009 6:19 pm

      I must admit, he does provide endless fodder for snarky amusement.

  2. July 30, 2009 6:39 pm

    Crowley is clearly a beer drinker’s beer drinker. He asked for Blue Moon, my favorite of the readily-available brews! (The Honeymoon summer ale is good, too).

  3. onemansbeliefs permalink
    July 31, 2009 8:04 am

    I was a little disappointed that the President chose Bud Light. I figured that Old English 800 was finally gonna get some good publicity. If that’s racist, I’ll be having a Rodenbach during my visit to the White House…

  4. August 2, 2009 6:35 pm

    Beer is proof that God loves us. Obama just proved that he doesn,t.

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