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Fatty Limbics of the World, Unite!

July 21, 2009

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Just when I found myself spiraling into full-fledged anger and dismay over the state of the World in general, Janeane Garofalo plucked me from the abyss and back into the realm of amused snickering.

When I first read about her having to leave the stage due to, you know, totally sucking as a comedian, I instantly thought this (and of course twittery tweeted it, as I’m a Twit Ho):

Aww, poor wittle Garofalo. The UK audience must have all been suffering from Stockholm Syndrome

Of course, she pulled the old “It’s not you, it’s me”, which every woman knows clearly means It IS you; you suck, I’m awesome. It’s like the “apologies” from politicians: “I’m so sorry some people are too stupid to realize what I meant and got offended, even though I totally did mean what they thought I meant. But, they can’t *really * know that because they are dum-dums and I am super smart”

Sorry, Janeane. My fatty limbic sees right through your facade (Yes, I know what that fancy pants word means too, even though I’m a bitter, evil, “from the sticks” Conservative.)

Just as amusing was her claim that there are no “Left media outlets”? Methinks someone may want to check out her own limbic system. And check on Olbermann and Matthews; they’ll be crushed to know that their fellow provider of HE-larious “tea bag” jokes doesn’t even watch their network, apparently.

I’ve also now realized that I’m totally taking back the phrase Stockholm Syndrome and turning it into a positive. Have y’all seen the chicks in Sweden? HOT. Thus, I think we Conservative dames should take it as a huge compliment. It would serve to confuse and bamboozle Janeane even further, as she clearly doesn’t have first-hand knowledge of what it means to be an attractive woman.

In short, thanks Janeane! For all the super nice compliments and for giving me my snicker back. Much appreciated.

11 Comments leave one →
  1. thiscantwaite permalink
    July 21, 2009 3:07 am

    Wasn’t that the best thing that ever happened? You know she cried.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      July 21, 2009 3:13 am

      Totally! And you know she cried really ugly and un-ladylike too…all red-faced and snottery.

      (I’m going to hell)

  2. mitrebox permalink
    July 21, 2009 3:44 am

    wow a joke about security measures failed in a country thats experienced 3 major terror attacks in the last 4 years, gasp

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      August 5, 2009 1:59 am

      Yeah, not only is she a rotten person, she’s a rotten comedian. There are very few things that offend me… being NOT funny is one of them!

  3. Donkey Punch permalink
    July 21, 2009 4:43 am

    Couldn’t have happened to a worse person. Her comedy goes over about as well as a fart in church.

    BTW, after seeing the pic in this post, I had to do some serious damage control by looking again at your Father’s Day pic. Whew!

  4. July 21, 2009 3:50 pm

    I stumbled onto “Sweden’s Finest” over the weekend as well. Garafalo doesn’t even register any more for me. She’s totally discredited. HAHA she’s been TOTALED !!

  5. July 21, 2009 8:33 pm

    I remember thinking she was funny on The Ben Stiller Show. Then I watched it again recently and realized I was wrong.

  6. Wsorrian permalink
    July 25, 2009 7:16 am

    I can’t tell you how happy this makes me. As one poster suggested, it “couldn’t have happened to a worse person”. This “woman” represents everything I abhor about liberalism and I’m ecstatic over the fact the brits rejected her alleged comedy routine. It shows that the world hasn’t completely gone insane even if our country seems to have lost all the values we once held so dear.

  7. Mel permalink
    July 27, 2009 8:13 am

    She’s so deserving of all ridicule.
    Just one thing I must object to though.
    I’d have liked a warning that her picture was in this blog.

    That made me reverse swallow.

  8. July 27, 2009 11:35 am

    It is good to see, however, that she’s been able to invest the money she saved by not buying soap and shampoo over the years into some really killer body ink, and with the $4.57 left over, pick up some new glasses at Walgreen’s.

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