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The Incomparable Mark Steyn (he’s got a killer singing voice too, swoon!)

Always Spot-on and Brilliant, Andrew Breitbart

The Genius of Thomas Sowell

My Hero, Always: President Ronald Wilson Reagan

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  1. Weaver permalink
    September 25, 2009 11:48 pm

    Excellent list, I have found my new home page. One question though, your thoughts on Rush Limbaugh? thanks

    Weaver

  2. September 28, 2009 6:16 pm

    Too funny! (and good choices) If I had a list like this, I’d start it with Glenn Beck, then Sean Hannity, then your choices, then… and.. oh wait, that’s about it LOL

  3. maryann permalink
    October 1, 2009 8:44 am

    Dear Snarky,
    I love what you do, wish I could write like you.Became a fan recently. I am a Canadian. I deplore liberalism since having read America Alone. That took me to Ann Coulter,Rush, National Review(uncommon Knowledge, seen em all Love love love Sowell)(especially the liberty pen video him arguing with the welfare enabler)
    Shelby Steele, Clarence Thomas, Chris Horner, Leigh Scott, Breitbart oooh! see the picture of him recently with his long hair flag in background looking like a founding father oooohhh!
    Charles Krauthammer and he’s in a wheelchair I would take extra good care of him!
    Just love his steely confidence makes me crazy, us conservative chicks dig real men, don’t give me any metrosexual pretty boys , (mochachoccolatte, dijon, arugla, helmet wearing Obama types) Like I actually got shaky nervous seeing Rush on Leno the other night, like a guy I have a crush on and now he’s standing in front of me. O.k. so here’s my fantasy phone call to Rush’s show”:
    Hey Rush,If I could be a female polygamist married to 7 men Monday would be Mark Steyn, like his cheery disposition and he’s funny get you through Monday kinda guy. Tuesday Victor Davis Hanson, Wednesday Breitbart, Thursday I’m thinkin Mike Pence, Andrew Klavan, Friday party night is Dave Burgh of Iowahawk fame driving around in the Galaxy 64. Saturday is Football, wings, cigars at Rush’s house. Sunday I wake up next to Charles Krauthammer reading the papers ,I bring him coffee and croissants in bed and we discuss neoconservative issues .
    I bet you could start a little “send in your 7 fantasy conservative men list”. Like Iowahawk does on his site.These are just a few of my favorite thinking men.
    Best Wishes
    Maryann

    • Seattle Grad Guy permalink
      June 8, 2010 3:22 am

      I just vomited in my mouth

  4. GOP Gail permalink
    October 17, 2009 9:10 pm

    Fabulous list! My thinkie porn star would have to be Charles Krauthammer. Intelligent verbage is so hot. I want to marry that man.

    • Seattle Grad Guy permalink
      June 8, 2010 3:19 am

      EW! That heavy wheezing and gasping for breath. Is he a paraplegic?

      • Bill permalink
        August 15, 2010 1:00 pm

        What a worthless waste of oxygen. Are you really that hard up that you have to insult people with your trivial little childish posts? I take it the “grad” part of you username must be from liberal hypocrisy schooling under the rock you crawled out of. Why not try and go back to your cancerous side of the fence and crap all over like you do everything else. Piece of garbage.

  5. Johan1 permalink
    January 7, 2010 8:56 pm

    Being a male, I will have to top my list with Ann Coulter. Even though Laura Ingram, Michelle Malkin, and Sarah are all hotties, just the pillow talk with Ann would be enough to make me want to bed her even if she looked like Nancy Pelosi, and sounded like Rosie O’donnell. (ugh, now that combo thought is in my head! It burns… It burns!!!!)

  6. January 25, 2010 12:17 am

    Being a male, my list would include such people as Michelle Malkin (whom I met at the Gathering of Eagles rally three years ago), Mary Katharine Ham (I loved her HamNation videos, and this little ditty), Heather McDonald, Ann Coulter, Linda Chavez, Noemie Emery (I used to love reading her articles back in the 90’s), and Phyllis Schlafly.

  7. February 1, 2010 8:50 pm

    Male Here – My list in no particular order:

    ~ Dana Perino
    ~ Governor Palin
    ~ S.E. Cupp
    ~ Laura Ingraham
    ~ Michelle Malkin
    ~ Tammy Bruce (I know…)

    • Seattle Grad Guy permalink
      June 8, 2010 3:25 am

      List of intellectual thinkers you admire (collective IQ of about 250) or good looking middle aged women you’d like to go hunting with and bang?

  8. chuck permalink
    April 15, 2010 11:29 am

    This is the first time I’ve seen your site. Its great. My list would not be complete without two defenders of Western Civilization: Mark Steyn and Geert Wilders.

    • Lori Ziganto permalink*
      April 15, 2010 11:31 am

      Thank you!

      Also, agreed. I’ve been remiss in leaving Wilders off the list. I’ll fix that.

  9. montana_jim permalink
    April 19, 2010 10:03 pm

    Personally….I’d have to include Arizona’s Sheriff Arpaio…..Less talk, more action !

  10. Bob permalink
    June 3, 2010 1:35 am

    Woohoo…Geert Wilders, the man who epitomizes erudite sophistication and intelligence. Too bad he’s a &$^# Nazi hate-monger.

  11. maryann C permalink
    June 6, 2010 8:39 pm

    Chrisite, now top’s the list. He’s sexy in that Elvis sort of way.
    Picture this, The Governor arrives home after a tough day “Punchin Lights Out”
    Your waiting for him with his favorite drink, dinner’s on the table, nice heaping bowl of his favorite Bolognese Pasta that his mom taught you to make.
    Your wearing a nice apron, you refreshed yourself before he came home,you look pretty, kids in the study doing their homework, (it’s later in the evening) kids have already had their dinner. Besides punchin the daylights out of corrupt Commie Dem union thugs can go overtime. You sit in front of him and just enjoy watching him unwind and tuck into his favorite meal. He say’s Babe pour me a glass of Chianti would you.
    He tells a few good war stories, you send the kiddies to bed, I’ll leave the rest up to all you gals imagination. Yah give me June Cleaver’s life any day, instead of dealing with the wenches at the office, the politics, and some daycare taking care of my kid.

    • October 15, 2010 4:13 am

      I at least hope he tips you when you’re all done serving him. oh wait that would imply that he respects and appreciates you and doesn’t just expect you to be there waiting with bells on and a shit-eating grin because apparently you have no will, interests, or identity of your own outside of being his shiney happy speak-when-spoken-to trophy wife. sad. pathetic. at what point in this “fantasy” does your partner reciprocate and do anything for you? when are you made to feel good and sexually, emotionally satisfied (and not just vicariously by serving him)?

  12. barkingmad59 permalink
    June 9, 2010 5:27 pm

    So SGG is jealous of all the ‘must do’ lists he’ll never be on?

  13. mike permalink
    July 26, 2010 10:33 pm

    A.B.Hill

  14. October 15, 2010 4:00 am

    gross. oh how i wish you people believed in birth control. actually this is super weird to stumble upon in the first place, I thought conservatives were against sex too. or perhaps just against non-white, low-income, non-christian, non-hetero, non-conservative people having sex. and using birth control. I thought since y’allz are so dang moral and rightous and everything that you’d be against pre-marital sex too, but I guess its okay if only you do it, right?

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