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I Am A Twit Ho

Twittery tweety stuff. I have “issues”. And a severe Twit addiction. This will be the page, perhaps, wherein I steal Jim Treacher’s idea and post some of my tweets.

However, I’m not certain this will ever come to fruition as I twittery tweet quite a bit and I’m also far too lazy to scroll through to try to find any repeat-worthy twittery tweets.

I blame my incessant chattering on my fancy womb. And it really is fancy; I bedazzled it.

14 Comments leave one →
  1. September 3, 2009 7:17 pm

    erm – something about me being a twatter. and then I thought to myself I couldnt possibly post that here. so, i didnt

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      September 3, 2009 11:15 pm

      Ha! Good thing you didn’t … I am a respectable Twit Ho! Um, who also has “boobs” in her name.

      Sigh.. OK, pretty much nothing offends me.

      Except for “Progressive” Better-Than-You sanctimonious douches.

  2. Dan Reiss permalink
    September 13, 2009 10:36 am

    I love right wing girls

    • Anonymous permalink
      May 13, 2010 2:17 pm

      Yeah! I like having sex with right wing girls!

  3. September 19, 2009 3:37 pm

    I’m a Twitter addict myself. Don’t think I’ll be looking for a 12-step program any time soon, either!

  4. wonkette permalink
    November 7, 2009 8:34 am

    I hate twitter. What a waste of time. But so is the internet; now back to my studies and work.

  5. finkelsteinsays permalink
    November 25, 2009 4:21 am

    I hate Twitter. Stupid 140 character limit. people twittering while on the toilet, while undergoing gum surgery, while out and about, having sex and twittering, yuck.

  6. Robert Feeley permalink
    February 13, 2010 12:54 pm

    I don’t twit, as I am Catholic, but here is an article you will hopefully enjoy:

    http://stupidassnews.wordpress.com/2009/12/23/final-health-care-bill-doctors-will-tweet-patients/

    Have a great day !

  7. April 14, 2010 4:52 pm

    Yeah–So?
    A lot can be said in 140 characters. Twitter has proved its worth beyond being a distraction for the Face Book/My Space crowd.
    Absolutely nothing wrong with instantly keeping up with events

  8. Grey Ghost permalink
    May 7, 2010 12:49 pm

    pretty and brains… what a nice pair!!!

  9. mike permalink
    May 28, 2010 9:28 pm

    Lori,

    I also got the hell out of New Jersey at an early age. I like your style.

    Mike

  10. May 30, 2010 6:00 pm

    I use twitter to share articles and opinions with folks that don’t have the time to find them. I read incessantly (the word has nothing to do with child porn). I scour the internet for facts, opinions, stories, and perspectives. I read 2-3 non-fiction books a month (history, poli-sci, physics… yeah a little geeky, but hey .. what can you do?)

    140 chars is more than enough to create a shortened URL to an insightful post, great book, or a posted opinion. Sometimes good discussion ensues on my site or theirs. Twitter is just the door, the rest is up to you.

    Now facebook? That I cannot understand. Tried three times, it struck out. I really don’t care if you need another goat for your farm or more people for your gang. Just a waste of time with little useful discussion going on. My family pictures share just as well with Picasa, I’ll send a note to someone to let them know how I’m doing. The relationships are worth the investment.

  11. Sherry Madison permalink
    July 21, 2010 8:21 am

    The name of the new Islamic “Community Center” that will be built on Ground Zero is “Cordoba House”. Please do just a little googling. Cordola was where the Calphiate of Cordoba ruled Spain during the Islamic Conquest of Europe. CORDOBA..WAS THE FIRST MAJOR ISLAMIC VICTORY IN 711A.D CHRISTIANS WERE EXECUTED AT CORDOBA FOR BEING INFIDELS TO ALLAH. Sound Like 7/11? The Islamic Armies reached as far as Burgendy France until they were defeated by a group of Christian Armies. In 1011a.d JEWS and CHRISTIANS were expelled from Cordoba..after enough were killed for being infidels or refusing to convert to ISlam. Muslims were not driven from Spain until King Ferdinand and Queen Isabells..who were searching for money to fight those wars. AND where did the gold to defeat Islam come from..The New World. Color me silly for thinking this “Cordoba” House is a celebration of a great Islamic Victory in the USA.

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