Sometimes A Handful Really IS Too Much

Also, icky. You’d think  four boobies would be awesome. Turns out, not so much.

(NOT the actual plaintiff) Courtesy of consumerist.com

A 47-year-old woman from Staten Island, NY, is suing her plastic surgeon for a cool $5 million over a breast augmentation procedure she says went so poorly she “came out of that operation with essentially four breasts.”

According to the plaintiff’s filing, her breasts now “appear flattened on the bottom with severe swells the size of a softball on top,” and that she suffers from “pain… disability, loss of self-esteem, humiliation and embarrassment.”

The patient even goes so far as to lay the blame for her divorce at the foot of the doctor, saying that she could no longer be intimate with her husband after the surgery.

First, OctoMom. Now,QuadraBoob? Self-esteem should be the least of her worries. How the heck does she find bras?

What say you, fellas? When does more than a handful become too much? I say, when you have MORE THAN TWO BOOBS.

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(h/t JCred’s twitter feed)

(cross-posted at iowntheworld.com)