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Prude Police Complain About SNOW Porn

March 3, 2010

Geez Louise, relax. It’s SNOW.

Courtesy of The Other McCain

She was a frosty Venus de Milo, but one Rahway family’s snow-packed tribute to the Greek goddess of love and beauty was another person’s pornography.
Maria Conneran and her family worked feverishly to fashion their armless, nude snowlady from last week’s heap of snow, grabbing attention and photographs on Rahway’s Colonia Boulevard. . . .

Among the visitors was a patrolman dispatched to the Conneran household after Rahway police received an anonymous complaint “of a naked snow woman,” said Sgt. Dominick Sforza. .

“Curvaceous, bodacious and booty-licious,” said Elisa Gonzalez, a court reporter who built the snow goddess with her daughter, Maria Conneran, 21 and son, Jack Shearing, 12. . . .

When the officer arrived, Gonzalez said, he was apologetic and appreciative of the snowlady and her assets.
“He said, ‘It’s very good,’” Gonzalez recalled.

Despite his appreciation, the officer then asked the family to dress the snowlady. Nonplussed, they complied with a green bikini top and a blue sarong around her ample hips.

Good grief. What’s a little Snow Boob? As a woman, I’m more offended by the cover-up. It’s a tad tacky.

Courtesy of NJ.Com

(Cross-posted at iowntheworld.com and Right Wing News)

7 Comments leave one →
  1. Memememe permalink
    March 3, 2010 6:46 pm

    And it isn’t even porn. It’s ice sculpture of Venus de Milo!

    man! and they say republicans are too conservative about nudity in art?

    • Lori Ziganto permalink*
      March 3, 2010 6:48 pm

      Exactly! They tried to complain it was porn-y .. Venus de Milo! Out of SNOW. I think that was super creative.

      • Memememe permalink
        March 3, 2010 7:06 pm

        Me too. I think it’s awesome. Stupid prudes.

  2. March 3, 2010 7:05 pm

    it’s pretty good snow.

    I say that as a guy who rarely sees snow. That’s kinda fuckin awesome snow.

    Yep.

  3. Dell permalink
    March 4, 2010 2:25 pm

    Now if they had Sir Lancelot mounting her from the rear, that would be a totally different story. What they created here is art…..and a recreation of the Venus De Milo is artful and pleasing to the eye.

    Why do some who see a woman’s breast instantly think of porn? I certainly don’t.

  4. Dell permalink
    March 4, 2010 2:38 pm

    Let me just say this: I’ve seen unclothed, female store mannequins that were FAR more detailed than the snow creation and heard nary a peep from anyone about it. I think I would have politely told the police officer “no”.

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