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Is MSNBC Really Just a Sex Addicts Half-way House?

October 13, 2009
Art Courtesy of BigFurHat / iOwnTheWorld.com

Art Courtesy of BigFurHat / iOwnTheWorld.com

For realsies. Every anchor there seems to be a tad on the pervy side.

Keith Olbermann is obsessed with Bill O’Reilly and his falafel. Or loofah. Whatever.  I’m pretty sure he also has a thing for President Bush; he *still* talks about him incessantly and I do believe it is a cry for his attention. Unrequited love is the pits, isn’t it Keith? Just ask Mr. Maddow.  I can’t really blame him for digging George Bush, though;  that cute little shoulder shake snicker of his is super adorable.  Gawd, I miss that man.

Keith also seems to have syphilis on the brain (figuratively for certain, literally, perhaps. That would explain A LOT. I’ll have to check wikiquotes and see; apparently that is a reliable source. Good enough for the Media not to double-check. I suppose CNN is too busy fact-checking comedy (allegedly) skits.)

From Newsbusters:

Olbermann made his crude comment in teasing a segment on Rush’s interview with NBC’s Jamie Gangel.  He first played a clip from the interview of Rush saying: “look what I have spawned . . . Glenn Beck is a result of my success.”
KEITH OLBERMANN: Geez, that’s like congratulating yourself on spreading syphilis.

Then there is Chris Matthews, who keeps discussing his “tingles” and stuff. Um, TMI Chris. And now he tittered madly and disclosed to all that he disturbingly .. and more than a bit creepily … fantasizes about Rush Limbaugh being a phone sex operator.  He also disclosed that he fantasizes about someone “jamming a c02 pellet in his head” .  I do believe those are phallic-shaped, proving my theorem further. Not to mention he then breathlessly says he’d “explode”.  Gee, Matthews, project much?  It is also some of that dangerous, inciting violence talk. Any faux-tear laden response, Nancy Pelosi? Or was forcing your face into movement the last time a one-time shot?

From Media Research Center:

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Chris Matthews, on Tuesday’s Hardball, went all blue when discussing Rush Limbaugh’s interview with his NBC News colleague Jamie Gangel. After showing a clip of Limbaugh playing word association, in which the talk show host bashed Matthews’ old boss Jimmy Carter as “An utter disgrace and embarrassment,” the Hardball host fired back with this odd rejoinder: “You say Rush Limbaugh, I say phone sex for the traveling salesman. Think about it.”

Then, there is David Shuster who absolutely cannot stop speaking of Tea Bagging.  Relentlessly and compulsively, which is a sure sign of addiction.  I’m not a medical expert, but I got a white lab coat from the White House, so you have to take my word for it now. He started here, when he filled in for Olbermann (perhaps he was getting antibiotics?)

And he’s *still* harping on it. From his Twitter feed yesterday, SIX MONTHS LATER:

Shocked by the teabaggers protesting AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN NJ where kids sang about Obama. Protest the dist. building, not the school3:57 PM Oct 12th from web

To complete the halfway house family, perhaps they should open it up to some broheims from CNN. Anderson Cooper is also fixated on the HE-Larious, sigh, ‘tea bagging” jokes.  Perhaps Rick Sanchez too; why not open it up to “journalists” who drive drunk, hit and run, and leave people for dead.

He also doesn’t check sources and is a sanctimonious hypocrite, so he’d fit right in. Plus, imagine the jokes! Right, MSNBC?

(cross-posted at iOwnTheWorld.com)

13 Comments leave one →
  1. greg ray permalink
    October 13, 2009 10:56 pm

    wow! once you pull it all together like that, it is real creepy. thanks.

    • snarkandboobs permalink*
      October 14, 2009 1:00 am

      Heh heh. You’re welcome, Greg! Sleep well! Mwa ha haa

  2. October 13, 2009 11:01 pm

    PMSNBC = hmmm, hmmm, hmmm
    :)

  3. My2Cents permalink
    October 14, 2009 12:00 am

    MSNBC — the circle jerk network.

  4. Wsorrian permalink
    October 14, 2009 6:03 am

    I have to ask where the sado-masochistic tendency is coming from. Just a few days ago you tortured your readers with three consecutive clips featuring Teeth Overbite on the pause frame. Now, to pour salt in the wound, you singe retinae with the horrible visage of Christie “The Tingler” Matthews.

    Have we angered Your Snarkness in any way?

    Just kidding. I love to see Obama’s concubines ridiculed in public. It makes me smile. :)

    “Keith also seems to have syphilis on the brain (figuratively for certain, literally, perhaps. That would explain A LOT.”

    Bonus points for the double snark. :D

  5. hindmost permalink
    October 14, 2009 1:09 pm

    I’m not watching any of those lunatics, but the still on that last clip is of Lawrence O’Donnell, who makes Olberman look sane.

  6. October 14, 2009 5:40 pm

    I can’t watch either MSNBC or CNN. If I do, I get overwhelming tingling sensations of my own … in my fingers. They compel me to dial the combination of my gun safe and pull out the AK-47. So I just have to avoid watching. I really like my TV and wouldn’t want to shoot it to put out my own misery.

  7. Bob permalink
    October 15, 2009 12:36 pm

    Lawrence O’Donnell- any relation to Rosie?
    That would explain a LOT.

  8. Rosey permalink
    January 29, 2010 5:39 am

    “Any faux-tear laden response, Nancy Pelosi? Or was forcing your face into movement the last time a one-time shot?”

    I almost wet myself from laughing so hard…hilarious!!!

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