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Oh, so hilarious,Robert Gibbs ! Stay classy, Press Secretary to the President of the United States!
Imagine: He thought this joke was so good, he actually prepared it before the presser. MKH is calling him the Dane Cook of politics for ripping off a goof that’s already been done three times by national figures, including Palin herself, but it’s worse than that. The Daily Show did a double hit on it last night, first with Stewart reading off his hand and then Wyatt Cenac reading off his belly, so that’s five times at least.
Too bad you are actually like the tenth media person/public figure to make that alleged joke, Gibbs. Alleged because, in fact, the only time that it was funny, was when Palin herself did it, writing the words “Hi, Mom” on her palm while making a campaign stop with Governor Rick Perry.
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Gibbsy, you are way behind the curve, as always. Even the buffoonish, and creepily obsessed, Andrea Mitchell beat you to it! Plus, a joke no longer works when the butt of the joke has already poked fun of herself. Although, I can see how you wouldn’t be used to that; the Obama administration does not seem to know about a little thing called self-deprecating humor.
See, not thinking that you are a perfect being, beyond reproach, is how most people behave. It’s one of those “little people” skills. You should look into it. I bet you expected Palin to act like your boss and start crying and bemoaning the big meany pantsers. I am going to be a “decider” now. My decision? Palin rocks. You stink. I also have a note on my hand and it says “Sorry, Gibbs. But she’s just not that into you.”
She’s getting to you, isn’t she, White House? She’s really getting under your super-thin skin. Now that is really hope-y, change-y.
(cross-posted at iowntheworld and David Horowitz’s NewsReal)
Image Courtesy of Minnesota Public Radio
It seems as if someone in Minnesota is is feeling that whole absence makes the heart grow fonder thing. Or else they, you know, realize that Obama is a huge failure. Now, if only Minnesota would apologize for that whole Al Franken deal.
Of course, some immediately tried to claim it was an internet hoax and some sort of photo shop. See, because George Bush is evil and all. NPR reports that it’s not!
But our friend Bob Collins at Minnesota Public Radio assures us he’s seen it with his own eyes:
There is a billboard along I-35 near Wyoming, Minn., with a huge photo of former president George W. Bush and this question: “Miss Me Yet?”
Now, the push is on to find out who paid to have it put up.
Bob says there’s no readily apparent claim of ownership on the billboard, so he’s heading back to the scene to see if he can find out who’s behind the message. He’s also got some local politicos looking into it. He’ll keep us posted.
Man, I miss that little smirky grin. Too bad Obama didn’t “inherit” that, instead of the lame “I’m super serious” face and nanny finger wagging.
And, in answer to the question, Yes. Yes, I do.
(cross-posted at iowntheworld.com)
Or maybe I should say Holy Vodka? Or some other kind of Ukrainian thingie.
I’m sure you can all get on board with these feminist protesters. Now, this is how feminists should look! And protest!
Image Courtesy of Jammie Wearing Fool
These ladies in the Ukraine know how to do a protest. They aren’t some skanks like that motely crew from Code Pink or some hags from NOW. They actually bring out the hot babes. Who cares what they’re actually protesting, they look good.
Seems like it was some Ukranian feminist group called Femen. And they were protesting something or other. I think they like democracy. I know they’d like capitalism! No need to do such things for free, girls!
Jammie Wearing Fool has the full story. Not that it really matters; who cares why they were protesting topless? Am I right, fellas? (and ladies, lest I be labeled a homophobe). But, they also have more pics. Including a totally topless one….
(Aha! Now, I hear y’all frantically clicking the link!)
He just wanted to watch Lost, well, go to CVS and then watch Lost.
Everyone’s favorite blogger, Sean “Jim Treacher” Medlock was hit by an SUV while crossing the street in Washington, DC on Wednesday, February 3. That alone should meet anyones suck quotient for the whole year. When I read about it Thursday morning on his blog, DC Trawler, I was very sad for him because I assumed he was in tremendous pain. I was also grateful his boss, Tucker Carlson, had bought him that silly Macbook so he could continue to entertain me while recuperating. I thought that was it. I was wrong.
There was more. In his first blog post he said:
“One last thing: I’m told by multiple people that the SUV that hit me was Secret Service. If this is true, I want to know why that happened. I was crossing legally, and they just left me there. At the very least, I want an apology. What happened to me was wrong.” (emphasis added by me)
And Media Matters ran with it. Grasping at an imaginary straw they base this whole… article on saying Treacher said something he never said.
“It’s true that a conservative blogger, who writes under name Jim Treacher, immediately claimed he’d been hit by a Secret Service SUV. (Which, of course, lit a fire under the conspiratorial, right-wing blogosphere.) But in fact, he was not hit by a Secret Service vehicle. The claim, according to “federal law enforcement officials,” was baseless. (The driver reportedly worked for the State Dept.)”
You lie! Treacher never claimed he was hit by a Secret Service SUV. He claimed someone told him they were Secret Service, and he said if that’s true he would like to know why. And as the story developed he continued to post updates and clarifications, in spite of his injuries. That’s it. Doesn’t matter, the moonbats ran with it. Media matters.
It turns out the guy who hit Jim Treacher with his giant car works for the State Department, not the Secret Service. Whatevs. That dude still sucks and Jim Treacher is still in the hospital. Oh yeah, he had to have reconstructive surgery on his knee. Because his knee was essentially shattered. Because of the dude, Mike McGuinn, who hit him with his giant steel car. But wait, there’s more. His tibia is also messed up, and he has a pulmonary embolism. That’s a blood clot is his lung. Yes, that’s bad. Surprise!
Not content with being further exposed as the lunatic fools that they are, Feminists are now showing that they don’t even know how to lose gracefully. Ed Morrissey called it last night.
So now that we’ve seen the life-affirming, compassionate ad? They’re still at it. Now NOW says the ad was a “celebration” of violence against women. The Los Angeles Times reports:
Some anger persisted after the ad aired.
NOW president Terry O’Neill said it glorified violence against women. “I am blown away at the celebration of the violence against women in it,” she said. “That’s what comes across to me even more strongly than the anti-abortion message. I myself am a survivor of domestic violence, and I don’t find it charming. I think CBS should be ashamed of itself.”
Yes, the same Terry O’Neill who said that the Tebow/Focus on the Family ad “created a climate” to overturn Roe v. Wade and did not empower women. You know, unlike NOW and the Feminist movement that seeks to keep women as victims.
Oh noes, my daughter just gave me a running tackle hug! I suppose I’d better file a domestic violence report against her. She’ll probably grow up to be one of those “self-hating, gender traitors with Stockholm Syndrome” like her Mom!
As for being “blown away”, the only thing that I’m blown away by is NOW’s utter stupidity and transparent, deranged hatred. NOW hates love!
(I really hope NOW didn’t see the following ad. Violence against a Golden Girl. Egads!)
(cross-posted at iowtheworld and newsreal)
From The Daily Caller:
WASHINGTON — A spokesman says Democratic Rep. John Murtha of Pennsylvania, a retired Marine Corps officer who became an outspoken critic of the Iraq war, has died. He was 77.
He had been suffering complications from gallbladder surgery.
In 1974, Murtha became the first combat veteran of the Vietnam War elected to Congress. He wielded considerable clout for two decades as a leader of the House subcommittee that oversees Pentagon spending. But frustration over the Iraq war led him to call for an immediate pullout of U.S. troops in 2005.
Murtha’s congressional career was clouded by questions about his ethics — from the Abscam corruption probe in 1980 to more recent investigations into the special-interest spending known as earmarks and the raising of cash for election campaigns.
My condolences to his family and those who loved him.
That is all.
I adore Betty White (and all her fellow Golden Girls.) In fact, I’ve been known to slam down half a cheesecake — by myself, sigh — in their honor. Joined by the incomparable Abe Vigoda, they almost made all the incessant Super Bowl ad chatter worthwhile. I love Abe Vigoda so much, that I want a Jesus Fish, only I’d call it a Fish Fish and it would have Abe Vigoda’s his head on it. Saying “What Would FISH Do?” (WWFD?)
In fact, a super someone made me one. Behold!
Here is the the Ad, in case you are like me and avoid football thingies at all costs:
My latest article at Horowitz’s NewsReal
A few months ago, Andrea Mitchell was spotted stalking Sarah Palin at a book signing, scornfully waving a copy of Newsweek magazine (apparently, it’s still in publication. Who knew?) It is obvious that Mitchell is totally obsessed with Sarah Palin, and her absolute FURY at Palin was abundantly evident in the look on her face.
Why the undisguised anger, Andrea? Were you actually waving a copy of Newsweek or was it a slam book that you, in a jealous rage, frantically scrawled in the night before?
Today, Andrea Mitchell displayed her obsessive envy once again on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” show.
My latest article at David Horowitz’s NewsReal
Yes, I do realize that “feminist lunacy” is sort of redundant. As for the ad itself, you might want to remove any children (who you’ve been “punished” by) from the room before watching this uber scary video. This is the pre-game ad from Pam and Tim Tebow and Focus on the Family that caused such consternation from Feminists. The second ad was allegedly more “controversial” and didn’t air until game time. In that one, from all the feminist shrieking, including lawsuit threats by Gloria Allred, I thought that Mrs. Tebow may have actually mentioned that she chose(not the Newspeak feminist version of chose) not to have an abortion. Oh, the horror!
This is truly terrifying stuff! This ad is part of what had all those feminists up in arms. Behold! (If you can bear watching it without shielding your eyes in horror! A Mom, loves her son. And is proud of him. Egads!)
I know Tim Tebow also loves his Mommy and is awfully proud of her. And so am I.
When the second Tebow ad ran, the one that was allegedly “controversial”, I just saw more of the same. Correct me if I’m wrong, but it seemed to be almost the same as the first ad and didn’t even mention Pam Tebow’s decision to continue her pregnancy and not abort. It was just more love between a Mom and son. Shocking! Here it is, so you can judge for yourselves:
And that, those oh-so-shocking ads, portraying a Mother’s love for her son, are what had Feminists’ panties (sorry for that visual) in a bunch. Of course, they had nothing to say about the Go Daddy ads, as Ed Morrissey notes. Lunacy.
National Organization for Women (NOW) President, Terry O’Neill went so far as to say the following about the Tebow ad, in response to Sarah Palin’s defense of the same:
In a statement to POLITICO, NOW President Terry O’Neill said that Palin is “missing our point.”
“The goal of the Focus on the Family ad is not to empower women. It’s to create a climate in which Roe v. Wade can be overturned,” O’Neill said. “There are always going to be women who need abortions. In this country, one in three women will have an abortion.”
Wow. An ad showing the love between a Mom and a son creates a “climate” to overturn Roe v. Wade? If Roe v. Wade is on such shaky ground, doesn’t that sort of take the wind out of the sails of the validity of your pro-abortion arguments, Miss O’Neill? And that is what they are: pro-abortion arguments. You see, self-proclaimed feminists are actually pro-abortion and anti-choice. We’ve seen that time and time again and it was only further evidenced by the insanity displayed over the mere hint of an ad focusing on a woman who chose not to abort. If you were truly pro-choice, you’d embrace examples of women who chose to continue with high-risk pregnancies, creating — and saving — LIFE.
Last one! A few of my latest from this week at David Horowitz’s NewsReal. If you already read them here, you can click over anyway and see them looking all fancy pants! And then they’ll know y’all like me. You do, right? RIGHT??!! 
Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Could Make Me a Misogynist
Sarah Palin, Rahm Emanuel and Alinsky
NBC Cafeteria and Black History Month: Hold them to Their Own Rules
